Risto's Guest House

V.Elshani 23, Elshani, 6000, Republic of Macedonia | Villa
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Another day in paradise

A travel blog entry by kenherr

6

2nd one day international international yesterday. Nearly managed to throw it away but fell over the line. One all with the decider on Wednesday. Put Billy in at 3 instead of Luke Wrong who's ****. On Saturday we lazed around the quiet pool all day aside from at 3 o'clock when we joined the beach cricket against the locals. Billy put himself forward as captain. We lost heavily. One of there guys spanked it everywhere. I posted myself at cow corner. Finally ...

The art of captaincy

A travel blog entry by kenherr

1

... if nobody is at one. He makes one unscheduled stop a food stall by the side of the road. He and several passengers get out to buy something. Must write to Arriva and get the number 7 to stop at the Chinese in Main Street. Memo to Ashley Giles. Stick me on the bench. Mike me up with Mr Broad and let me make his decisions. We win! Thanks to those who have posted comments. Up yours if you haven't. From the sun, sea and sand goodbye until next time. Hope your team wins ...

Pervert

A travel blog entry by kenherr

1

... One of the guys from the power cruiser gets on and joins the lunch queue. I collar him. Turns out he's the chef on the beast and all the other guys are crew from it. It's owned by a Lebanese businessman who's gone off to Europe for a few days. They're messing about on jet skis. I tell him if he doesn't give me a ride on one of the jet skis I'll dob him in. He promises to sort it. He doesn't. Comes out with the excuse there's only another ...

Front bottoms

A travel blog entry by kenherr

1

... hers. I chose Mildred after our firtst cat that got run over by a car. Not because her front bottom looked like a dead cat. I used to ask her if Benjamin could visit Mildred. Occasionally she said yes. But more often than not it was no.
I've got a headache.
You're ******.
Not tonight Benji.
Sometimes it would be. Mildred wants Benjamin to visit now
Now I always thought this unfair. Because every time she asked if ...

Elephantitis

A travel blog entry by kenherr

6

... Yes. I pay. Today (Tuesday) I go and see her to collect my tickets. I gave them to your friend. You can't have done he's over on the sunbed getting fatter. The stupid cow has only given them to someone else. Onto Sandra at work who accesses my e-mails and sends copies of the WICB e-mails to the Virgin office in St Johns with a veiled threat that some compensation may be required if it isn't all sorted out. Met a couple Who tell they are from West ...

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This villa, located on V.Elshani 23, Elshani, is near Spanish Wells, Gaulding's Cay, Tarpum Bay, and Rock Sound.
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