South America - my nutty tale of acting like an idiot, only in a different language.
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Brazil, Argentina, Chile - what's up, please don't kill me and I won't impregnate any of your women. Deal, Deal.
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Oct 19, 2007
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1
A Precursor, A Warning, and A Must Read -
2
Ala-Fín-Bama -
3
Da Tide against da Volunteers -
4
Rio De Janeiro here I come, oh wait, maybe not -
5
Rio, finally -
6
Rio blows -
7
Rio still blows more than a porn star -
8
Hookers love big gringos -
9
Merker becomes lame on a Sat night -
10
They should call it Shortaleza -
11
Canoa Quebrada and one crackhead -
12
I find a gym - get huge -
13
Do I move to Canoa???? -
14
Stupid buses, I have lots of problems with buses -
15
Cussword Lesson and Laundry by Hand day -
16
Hookers are hot! -
17
Acai, my new addiction -
18
Oh Flavia -
19
Golphinos and phone cards -
20
Frodo in Female Brazilian form -
21
Reply to comments -
22
Swing and a miss, and two near death experiences -
23
My 20 hour bus ride -
24
Churches, capoeira and african drum beats -
25
A new mirror, 3 new friends, and more funny crap -
26
Ummm, I don´t know - more stuff to talk about -
27
Pablo & his crazy German friend Christian show up -
28
Lemmings, bombers, and Crocodile Dundee -
29
Finally, I rip off Brazil for once -
30
Porto Seguro -
31
I finally get to watch sports (well soccer) -
32
Pops is an ass -
33
Chickens in a car? What -
34
I have a bunch of random thoughts -
35
A new town, new people and a fight -
36
Nothing happens -
37
I meet the craziest dude ever -
38
I decide to leave -
39
New plans-go to Buzios, Inadvertently buy cocaine -
40
The greatest day of my life - I eat cereal -
41
Another fight -
42
What the Faq -
43
Great, now I'm sick, I hate Brazil -
44
I meet Americans, but they kinda suck -
45
Chicks look better from behind here -
46
I get wasted (even more so] -
47
Back to Rio -
48
Picasso painting come to life -
49
My first gun experience -
50
Man, another long ass night -
51
Another night, another chick blah blah blah -
52
Cést La Vie -
53
The chrono-synclastic infidibula materializes -
54
I am old and I suck -
55
Pee Wees Big Adventure -
56
I locate traditional Rio -
57
My own lil Carnival -
58
Dude, did you just steal my boxers? -
59
I meet my complimentary counterpart -
60
Xmas eve in Brazil -
61
Do not do dishes in a Brazilian home -
62
I hate walking -
63
Cheapest made cars Ever! -
64
Say goodbye day -
65
Me + bus = problems -
66
Me + Buses = Stupidity (part 1) -
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Me + Buses = Stupidity (part II) -
68
The spirituality of nature -
69
I cross the threshold -
70
Chao Brazil, Hola Buenos Aires -
71
Sailboat ants -
72
I revert to a 16 yr old and chase chicks in a car -
73
Dude, did you just kiss that guy -
74
Killer garage doors -
75
Shawn goes to the zoo -
76
Worst black jack players ever -
77
I waste a day -
78
I show supernatural self-restraint -
79
Shawn goes to Lujuan -
80
I like your sleeves, they´re real big -
81
My day with Vanessa -
82
Uruguayians humpin in da woods -
83
I play with high school kids -
84
Why am I still drinking -
85
Mental problems, non-seedless grapes & Bush bashin -
86
Human Shar pei, really young chicks and a virgin -
87
Big club, no game and some alcohol poisoning -
88
I go shopping - real cool -
89
This entry sucks -
90
I still rule at Street Fighter -
91
First day in Patagonia and it kicks my butt -
92
More Sea Lions -
93
Ron Ceys Heaven -
94
Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh -
95
I do more stuff -
96
My day on Mount Tronador -
97
The laziest move ever -
98
Esquel huh -
99
Longest bus ride ever -
100
Mt. Torre, some wind and my new nemesis -
101
Fitz Roy and one limping ass chick -
102
Glacier Moreno -
103
A Book and a poem -
104
Stuck in stupid Calafate -
105
I cross the Strait of Magellan -
106
I get lost, buy ticket for a prop plane and drink -
107
Free shit is never free -
108
My love hate relationship with mountains -
109
I say goodbye to Argentina -
110
What up Chile -
111
I buy stuff -
112
Torres del Paine day 1 -
113
Torres del Paine day 2 -
114
Torres del Paine day 3 -
115
Torres del Paine day4 -
116
Torres del Paine day 5 -
117
Torres del Paine day 6 -
118
Torres del Paine day 7 -
119
I get stuck in a doorway -
120
I play a pretty sweet game -
121
Waves, Seasickness and Lots of Stuff Falling -
122
A long drunken day -
123
My own queen size bed -
124
Shawn goes to college -
125
Ahhhh, a beach - sort of -
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