South America - my nutty tale of acting like an idiot, only in a different language.

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Brazil, Argentina, Chile - what's up, please don't kill me and I won't impregnate any of your women. Deal, Deal.

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  A Precursor, A Warning, and A Must Read   Tuscaloosa, United States on Oct 19, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Ala-Fín-Bama   Tuscaloosa, United States on Oct 19, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Da Tide against da Volunteers   Tuscaloosa, United States on Oct 20, 2007 5 pictures 0 comments
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  Rio De Janeiro here I come, oh wait, maybe not   Sao Paulo, Brazil on Oct 23, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Rio, finally   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Oct 23, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Rio blows   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Oct 24, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  Rio still blows more than a porn star   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Oct 25, 2007 0 pictures 2 comments
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  Hookers love big gringos   Fortaleza, Brazil on Oct 26, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Merker becomes lame on a Sat night   Fortaleza, Brazil on Oct 27, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  They should call it Shortaleza   Fortaleza, Brazil on Oct 28, 2007 18 pictures 1 comment
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  Canoa Quebrada and one crackhead   Canoa Quebrada, Brazil on Oct 29, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  I find a gym - get huge   Canoa Quebrada, Brazil on Oct 30, 2007 0 pictures 5 comments
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  Do I move to Canoa????   Canoa Quebrada, Brazil on Oct 31, 2007 15 pictures 7 comments
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  Stupid buses, I have lots of problems with buses   Natal, Brazil on Nov 1, 2007 0 pictures 2 comments
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  Cussword Lesson and Laundry by Hand day   Natal, Brazil on Nov 2, 2007 0 pictures 2 comments
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  Hookers are hot!   Natal, Brazil on Nov 4, 2007 0 pictures 2 comments
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  Acai, my new addiction   Natal, Brazil on Nov 4, 2007 3 pictures 5 comments
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  Oh Flavia   Pipa, Brazil on Nov 5, 2007 0 pictures 3 comments
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  Golphinos and phone cards   Pipa, Brazil on Nov 7, 2007 4 pictures 2 comments
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  Frodo in Female Brazilian form   Pipa, Brazil on Nov 8, 2007 2 pictures 2 comments
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  Reply to comments   Pipa, Brazil on Nov 8, 2007 0 pictures 2 comments
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  Swing and a miss, and two near death experiences   Pipa, Brazil on Nov 12, 2007 4 pictures 2 comments
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  My 20 hour bus ride   Salvador, Brazil on Nov 12, 2007 0 pictures 4 comments
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  Churches, capoeira and african drum beats   Salvador, Brazil on Nov 13, 2007 6 pictures 1 comment
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  A new mirror, 3 new friends, and more funny crap   Salvador, Brazil on Nov 14, 2007 10 pictures 5 comments
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  Ummm, I don´t know - more stuff to talk about   Morro de Sao Paulo, Brazil on Nov 15, 2007 9 pictures 1 comment
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  Pablo & his crazy German friend Christian show up   Morro de Sao Paulo, Brazil on Nov 16, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Lemmings, bombers, and Crocodile Dundee   Morro de Sao Paulo, Brazil on Nov 17, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Finally, I rip off Brazil for once   Morro de Sao Paulo, Brazil on Nov 18, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Porto Seguro   Porto Seguro, Brazil on Nov 20, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  I finally get to watch sports (well soccer)   Porto Seguro, Brazil on Nov 21, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Pops is an ass   Porto Seguro, Brazil on Nov 22, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Chickens in a car? What   Porto Seguro, Brazil on Nov 23, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  I have a bunch of random thoughts   Porto Seguro, Brazil on Nov 24, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  A new town, new people and a fight   Arraial d'Ajuda, Brazil on Nov 25, 2007 0 pictures 2 comments
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  Nothing happens   Arraial d'Ajuda, Brazil on Nov 27, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  I meet the craziest dude ever   Arraial d'Ajuda, Brazil on Nov 27, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  I decide to leave   Arraial d'Ajuda, Brazil on Nov 29, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  New plans-go to Buzios, Inadvertently buy cocaine   Buzios, Brazil on Nov 30, 2007 0 pictures 2 comments
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  The greatest day of my life - I eat cereal   Buzios, Brazil on Dec 1, 2007 6 pictures 2 comments
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  Another fight   Buzios, Brazil on Dec 2, 2007 1 picture 2 comments
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  What the Faq   Buzios, Brazil on Dec 3, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Great, now I'm sick, I hate Brazil   Buzios, Brazil on Dec 5, 2007 1 picture 4 comments
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  I meet Americans, but they kinda suck   Buzios, Brazil on Dec 6, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  Chicks look better from behind here   Buzios, Brazil on Dec 7, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  I get wasted (even more so]   Buzios, Brazil on Dec 8, 2007 0 pictures 2 comments
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  Back to Rio   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Dec 10, 2007 1 picture 0 comments
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  Picasso painting come to life   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Dec 11, 2007 1 picture 2 comments
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  My first gun experience   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Dec 13, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  Man, another long ass night   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Dec 13, 2007 1 picture 0 comments
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  Another night, another chick blah blah blah   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Dec 14, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Cést La Vie   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Dec 15, 2007 0 pictures 2 comments
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  The chrono-synclastic infidibula materializes   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Dec 18, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  I am old and I suck   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Dec 18, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  Pee Wees Big Adventure   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Dec 19, 2007 0 pictures 3 comments
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  I locate traditional Rio   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Dec 21, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  My own lil Carnival   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Dec 21, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  Dude, did you just steal my boxers?   Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Dec 22, 2007 0 pictures 4 comments
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  I meet my complimentary counterpart   Belo Horizonte, Brazil on Dec 24, 2007 4 pictures 4 comments
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  Xmas eve in Brazil   Belo Horizonte, Brazil on Dec 24, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  Do not do dishes in a Brazilian home   Belo Horizonte, Brazil on Dec 25, 2007 1 picture 2 comments
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  I hate walking   Belo Horizonte, Brazil on Dec 26, 2007 2 pictures 1 comment
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  Cheapest made cars Ever!   Belo Horizonte, Brazil on Dec 27, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Say goodbye day   Belo Horizonte, Brazil on Dec 28, 2007 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Me + bus = problems   Curitiba, Brazil on Dec 29, 2007 0 pictures 1 comment
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  Me + Buses = Stupidity (part 1)   Foz Do Iguacu, Brazil on Dec 31, 2007 0 pictures 2 comments
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  Me + Buses = Stupidity (part II)   Foz Do Iguacu, Brazil on Dec 31, 2007 0 pictures 2 comments
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  The spirituality of nature   Foz Do Iguacu, Brazil on Jan 1, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  I cross the threshold   Puerto Iguazu, Argentina on Jan 3, 2008 22 pictures 2 comments
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  Chao Brazil, Hola Buenos Aires   Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan 3, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Sailboat ants   Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan 4, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  I revert to a 16 yr old and chase chicks in a car   Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan 5, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Dude, did you just kiss that guy   Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan 7, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Killer garage doors   Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan 7, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Shawn goes to the zoo   Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan 9, 2008 0 pictures 1 comment
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  Worst black jack players ever   Tigre, Argentina on Jan 10, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  I waste a day   Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan 11, 2008 6 pictures 0 comments
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  I show supernatural self-restraint   Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan 12, 2008 0 pictures 1 comment
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  Shawn goes to Lujuan   Lujuan, Argentina on Jan 14, 2008 1 picture 0 comments
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  I like your sleeves, they´re real big   Colonia del Sacramento, Uruguay on Jan 15, 2008 4 pictures 0 comments
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  My day with Vanessa   Montevideo, Uruguay on Jan 16, 2008 7 pictures 0 comments
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  Uruguayians humpin in da woods   Piriapolis, Uruguay on Jan 17, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  I play with high school kids   Piriapolis, Uruguay on Jan 19, 2008 0 pictures 2 comments
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  Why am I still drinking   Colonia del Sacramento, Uruguay on Jan 21, 2008 0 pictures 1 comment
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  Mental problems, non-seedless grapes & Bush bashin   Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan 23, 2008 0 pictures 2 comments
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  Human Shar pei, really young chicks and a virgin   Rosario, Argentina on Jan 25, 2008 5 pictures 0 comments
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  Big club, no game and some alcohol poisoning   Rosario, Argentina on Jan 26, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  I go shopping - real cool   Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan 28, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  This entry sucks   Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan 29, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  I still rule at Street Fighter   Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan 31, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  First day in Patagonia and it kicks my butt   Puerto Madryn, Argentina on Feb 1, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  More Sea Lions   Puerto Madryn, Argentina on Feb 3, 2008 7 pictures 0 comments
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  Ron Ceys Heaven   Puerto Madryn, Argentina on Feb 4, 2008 10 pictures 0 comments
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  Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh   San Carlos de Bariloche, Argentina on Feb 4, 2008 5 pictures 0 comments
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  I do more stuff   San Carlos de Bariloche, Argentina on Feb 6, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  My day on Mount Tronador   San Carlos de Bariloche, Argentina on Feb 7, 2008 9 pictures 0 comments
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  The laziest move ever   San Carlos de Bariloche, Argentina on Feb 9, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Esquel huh   Esquel, Argentina on Feb 10, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Longest bus ride ever   El Chaten, Argentina on Feb 11, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Mt. Torre, some wind and my new nemesis   El Chaten, Argentina on Feb 12, 2008 4 pictures 0 comments
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  Fitz Roy and one limping ass chick   El Chaten, Argentina on Feb 15, 2008 6 pictures 0 comments
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  Glacier Moreno   El Calafate, Argentina on Feb 15, 2008 6 pictures 0 comments
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  A Book and a poem   El Calafate, Argentina on Feb 16, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Stuck in stupid Calafate   El Calafate, Argentina on Feb 19, 2008 1 picture 0 comments
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  I cross the Strait of Magellan   Ushuaia, Argentina on Feb 21, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  I get lost, buy ticket for a prop plane and drink   Ushuaia, Argentina on Feb 22, 2008 5 pictures 0 comments
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  Free shit is never free   Ushuaia, Argentina on Feb 23, 2008 5 pictures 0 comments
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  My love hate relationship with mountains   Ushuaia, Argentina on Feb 24, 2008 11 pictures 1 comment
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  I say goodbye to Argentina   El Calafate, Argentina on Feb 25, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  What up Chile   Puerto Natales, Chile on Feb 26, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  I buy stuff   Puerto Natales, Chile on Feb 27, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Torres del Paine day 1   Torres del Paine, Chile on Feb 28, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Torres del Paine day 2   Torres del Paine, Chile on Feb 29, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Torres del Paine day 3   Torres del Paine, Chile on Mar 1, 2008 14 pictures 0 comments
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  Torres del Paine day4   Torres del Paine, Chile on Mar 2, 2008 3 pictures 0 comments
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  Torres del Paine day 5   Torres del Paine, Chile on Mar 3, 2008 6 pictures 0 comments
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  Torres del Paine day 6   Torres del Paine, Chile on Mar 4, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Torres del Paine day 7   Torres del Paine, Chile on Mar 5, 2008 5 pictures 1 comment
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  I get stuck in a doorway   Puerto Natales, Chile on Mar 6, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  I play a pretty sweet game   Puerto Natales, Chile on Mar 7, 2008 5 pictures 0 comments
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  Waves, Seasickness and Lots of Stuff Falling   Puerto Natales, Chile on Mar 8, 2008 2 pictures 1 comment
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  A long drunken day   Puerto Natales, Chile on Mar 9, 2008 9 pictures 0 comments
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  My own queen size bed   Valdivia, Chile on Mar 10, 2008 1 picture 0 comments
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  Shawn goes to college   Valdivia, Chile on Mar 11, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Ahhhh, a beach - sort of   Pucon, Chile on Mar 13, 2008 0 pictures 0 comments
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  Last entry   Pucon, Chile on Aug 12, 2008 0 pictures 1 comment