Converting to Vegemite
About this blog
I have a residence visa, I have an address, I can eat a whole packet of Tim Tams in one go, I have a Victoria driving licence, I've seen Neighbours (albeit 25 years ago), I am registered with the Victoria Institute of Teachers, I've sampled nearly every beer brewed across the nation, I understand that 'cheap Manchester' refers not to a budget flight but to discount bed-linen (bizarre but true!), I can sing 'Waltzing Matilda' (in bits, when inebriated), I know the difference between a long black and a flat white, I've circled Uluru, skydived above the Barrier Reef, crossed the Harbour Bridge, spotted kangaroos, koalas, wombats...
All I need to do now, in order to really make the transition to life Down Under, is to turn my back on Marmite and convert to Vegemite... watch this space!
