Day after 8 and then 9 and 10

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Flag of United States  , Missouri
Sunday, August 31, 2014

I had a dream there were three men downstream wearing red bandannas waiting for me..  I postponed ... my travel.... I dream't about some lesbian friends of mine that needed some sperm... I was trying to explain to them how I work cheap.

No wind... more drifting ... sort of like a tea cup in a saucer floating downstream round and round... I wound up tied to the shore just north of Cape Gerrardo somewhere on the East shore.. I will try and find some fuel for the motor and water for my blue Jerry jug... the river has me in a trance... with its whirlpools and gyers.... 

Well all I can say to myself is you must be listening to someones good advice else you would have a mind of your own.

This my friends is covered in the Why don't you clause of lifes contract or in the If I were you clause....

I dislike pressure I really can't explain just how much... I hear and think it is bad for you.

My dirty clothes need laundering and I would just as soon be in a reclined position being feed grapes by a lovely girl.

I made it across the river to the Red Star boat ramp in Cape Girrardeau I elected to walk up the muddy rocks... what a mess.... I had shaved and cleaned up for the event so as not to appear a treamendous boat bum....

Along came a fellow name Jerry in his pick up truck towing a Ski Barge with his aged dog  a graying  Lab name Margo... He took me up to the gas station where I bought some fuel and filled my water jug... 

Margo laid her head in his lap as we drove along..................

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