People of Bahuaja

Trip Start Jul 23, 2002
Trip End Jul 23, 2003

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Friday, March 28, 2003

So take an Irishman, an Australian, a Scot or two, a bunch of Poms and a couple of Peruvians for good measure, and throw them together into a jungle, then stand back and watch the entertainment. For more action add a Saturday night and alcohol, and mix. Otherwise it's just welcome to life at Bahuaja.

Now what do I write about the people? Not sure, but I think some of their own quotes may speak for themselves here for now. Some of the more memorable lines have been left out to protect the innocent and also to save my arse as I know I'd be hunted down putting up some of them.

Amy: 'I'll only be 19 at Uni. 19 and 15 months.'

While playing I Spy with the letter G
Tom: 'What's the most obvious colour in the jungle'
Amy: 'Grey.'

While playing I Spy with the letters TN
Tom: 'Tomorrow Night.'
VB: 'You can only see tomorrow night if you're clairvoyant.'
Amy: 'Who's Claire Voyant?'

Amy: 'Were you born a vegetarian Ewan.'

Amy: (Talking about the river) 'I think the tide is coming in.'

Paul: 'What is the Spanish for 'God is an angry chicken?'

Vix: 'Pupils dilate when you fancy someone.'
Ewan: 'Why?'
Paul: 'Because people with beady little eyes are obviously unattractive.'

Paul: 'Who would have thought that boiling oil could be so hot.'

Paul: 'Oh right. You mean from the environmental perspective. I don't give a toss about the environment.'

Vix: 'My friend when she got married she had a clock counting down to..'
Ewan: 'Divorce.'

Ewan: 'He's got a really gay name - like Marvin Gaye.'

Chris: 'It was kind of dark like a dark brown bear.'

Chris: 'Do you mind if I come in on your arse.' (Okay he was talking about killing mozzies at the time)

Tom: 'Can you do a side parting but in the middle?'

Matt: 'If my shirt buttons up this way does it mean it's a woman's shirt? I don't mind, I'm just curious.'

Matt: 'Excuse my wandering hands.'

Vix: 'Fun fun happy birthday anal sunshine.' (On trying to guess the longest single song title based on clues)

Sandra: 'I'm not having a cooked breakfast. I like porridge. It's bland. My life is bland. It's all about blandness.'

Peter: 'I couldn't find it, I looked on all 3 sides of the square.'

Peter when talking about releasing the shunt when climbing
'It's just like flushing the toilet isn't it.' (Mimes yanking the chain)
'And down you go like a piece of shit.'

And for my own contributions.
Amy: 'I can't believe we're cooking with no running water.'
Wendy: 'Well it depends on how you look at it. The water runs in the river and we run down to collect it.'

Vix: 'Ewan what was that really bad joke you were telling me.'
Long pause with no reply
Wendy: 'I think you will have to narrow that down Vix.'
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