I'm literally sweating as i write this
Trip Start
Sep 03, 2008
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Trip End
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ok so this is the problem with being away and having to rely on the meter at the internet cafe. minutes left and you panic so i can't write much, which will probably come as a huge relief to many. we've been here for a couple of days now and i can't believe how hot it is, even after the showers come down. today i was literally sweating just standing still. lovely. i keep watching the clock so i really can't go into too much, but first insights are that these women come at you with guaros, making sounds like frogs croaking, and they come at you like packs of jehovah witnesses, everyone wants to give you a tuk tuk ride, even two seconds down the road, and whoever built the temple for the emerald buddha had a huge case of penis envy. my buddha's smaller than yours, but look at the size of it's temple. wonderful. ok well i've got a beer waiting for me, and not too much time on my hands, so i'll go home and construct a witty anecdote, and be with you in a few days hopefully. much love to my whores back home. love you. me xxx


