Jan 12, 2013
Feb 14, 2013
It always has something to do with the Chinese. "Help, help!" the emporer and the little people cried, and the dragon came down ("Ha Long") skidded into a mountain, it's thousand-mile long tail slapping the rocks into the bay, the Chinese vanquished (for a while), another tourist attraction is created, and life goes on on the sunny beaches facing Malibu just 7,000 miles away.