Queen Victoria Market, Melbourne

Trip Start Oct 28, 2012
Trip End Nov 09, 2012

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Flag of Australia  , Victoria,
Sunday, November 4, 2012

Much diverges from the market I could ever imagine in my childhood, Queen Victoria Market has its own uniqueness and size of the earlier two markets in combination yet it just a 5 minutes walking distant from Hotel Discovery. Categories of goods are divided into sections and both wet& dry market is very clean and organized.

Myriad of goods and services is available ranging from foods, fruits, flower, pet, clothes, tools& equipment, massages, leather goods, healthcare products, cosmetic, Jewellery, souvenir, wine, drinks to Feng Shui(Geomancy) services& décor. Prices are reasonably affordable but to whether there's a need of buying them is of another matter altogether.

A good three hours walk catches the idea of what Queen Victoria Market can offer. I think a housewife wouldn’t be more bother to go elsewhere in search of household needs if she is living not too far away from here.

50% energy given to the Queen Victoria, it is time to back some energy from the sun. Heading next is St. Kilda beach, after the big feast of self-prepared lunch.

Tram does a good job in connecting traveller and city dweller from city to St. Kilda and no wonder Melbournian enjoy their sea as much as they want to. Gossip says swimming before and after work is a norm in this part of the world.

Found a public restroom and went out of it with a swimming trunk. Perhaps my willy is not as big as they expected, blonde and long gun Caucasian keep interested on my little cute brother sandwich in between my incompatible feet size. What the hell man! WTF?!! Asian pussy is not that big anyway so why starring so hard at my precious crown Jewel?

Finally I found my sunbathing spot some 1km away and lay down with a bunch of big breasted girls and long gun white male. Muscular male and evil like body shape girls is everywhere but what the hell man!! I’ve got all my muscles consolidate into one and it’s bigger than any of the six packs monster.

After char myself in tan colour it’s time to dip into the freezing water. A few freaks were swimming in the water including me.

St. Kilda beach is full of seashell. Mussel that I consume in one of the Malaysian Restaurant at Elizabeth Street is found a life here with its family attached. God! Holy shit! It must be very cheap here (if not free!)…no wonder papa mussel is in the ingredient for curry laksa instead of baby C’harm (Clam).

Going back that restroom again is not so comfortable as my willy become an interest for conversation and laughing matter to those useless long but soft gun male here.

I whisper to myself with regret that I should have stuff my shampoo into my underwear and showcase Asian handsomeness and with a pinch, there would be 50ml white liquid out immediately…hahaha
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