I get lazy this weekend. I suck
Trip Start Jun 13, 2008
18Trip End Dec 2008
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I have met a ton of expats who currently reside in the Greater San Jose area
Some random observations concerning Costa Rica thus far: Toilets here suck raw ass. They don't flush toilet paper down the commode. It is customary to throw it in the waste basket. I hate that shit ( No pun intended) I flush it down the toilet anyway. I have a private bathroom now, so I dont gag looking in the basket or force myself not to look away like at public restrooms.
- Hot water here sucks my main vein. It can last for a few seconds of barely warm, to a few minutes, then lots of ice cold water. Lesson learned, Timing - take quick and efficient baths.
- The goverment run cell phone company is a monopoly
- When I speak spanish down here, Costa Ricans pick out my accent as Cuban or Puerto Rican. As in english, their are various accents and dialects which can help to determine your national origin. I still fool some people by incorporating local slang, Mai. This helps me to get the nacional price. Big difference sometimes.
- Girls really love to dress sexy here with tight ass swinging pants. Even the chubby Deckers figure out a way to show that back off sensuosly. it's like a national past time. I am a great fan.
- I walk to the store in my hood to buy some groceries, as I am departing the store called Pali, who is coincidentally owned by WAL MART. I would have never known, except I saw the managers id badge. I ask him about it. He tells me Wal Mart has a 51% ownership stake. These fuckers are everywhere. Sam Walton was smarter than Karl Marx. Anyways, I walk out the door and there is a vendor selling lottery tickets. He asks me in spanish and I tell him " no comprende " " americano" and I hear him mutter, "Fuck you , yankee " as I walk laughing
- I go to get a haircut, There is only one customer. I ask the lady about getting my top chopped. She tells me to wait and it will be no problema. I wait 1 hour and 10 minutes. I am just about to jet when she says, " Muchacho estas listo? " Like duh, I was born ready and been ready. She does a pretty good job and washes it with gel to top it off. I ask her how much . $4.00 I only have a $20.00 bill and she cant make change. This happens alot down here. I dig $3.50 out of my pocket in change. I tell her I''ll come back with the rest. Shes like, No it's ok, "todo tranquilo"" HELL YEAH!!! I get another good deal after waiting so long
I work out again today and I am looking good and feeling good. I need to bust a move back to the beach this weekend. I got lazy this past weekend. I need to keep tanning. I am still good & brown.
I talk with two hotties, Maria and Shirley, on the bus while heading back to the crib. I end up talking with them the whole way. I want to ask for their numbers but I find out one is 18 and the other 17. I wish I was a perve sometimes.
I take some more random pictures of weird colonial type statutes at the parks. I'm surprised to see so many prostitutes working the early shift. I love how these chicks dress for success and wish that 'good girls" (GF material ) were as aggressive. Either way, its all good. eye candy every where you look in this Country. I love latinas. I'm going to start taking pictures of these chicks when I can, so I can show you guys what I mean.
I want to go check out a Hot club playing HIP HOP tonight near the University, but I'm wore out. I feel guilty, missing a Saturday night in C.R.,( My 1st ) but I think its the wiset thing to do since I'm not feeling it.
I Suck big beans. Nevertheless, I gotta rest and save a few bucks for the next party. I have alot of time left on this trip.
That is all for now. Stay tuned for more & Film @ 11