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MOONERS HIJACKED!
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Just when we thought we were safely at home, we were shanghied by two filthies from Delaware! Now relax everyone. We are safely back in the good old U.S. of A. and were not effected by the evil terrorist plot to ruin the end of our honeymoon! Nor were we involved.
However, we are now in the clutches of Howard and Stephany and are being held for ransom here in Dewey Beach. They are forcing us to embibe large quantities of alcoholic beverages and dressing us up in skimpy bathing costumes and forcing us to lay out on sunny beaches. It's hell I tell you, Hell! Don't even ask about what they forced me to do with that poor little French Bulldog....
Anyway, it looks like the honeymoon is not quite over yet gentle readers. There will ne a few more updates to come and we wanted everyone to know were safe....sort of.
Can you feel the love?
I FEEL IT!
Yankee Mooners!
Latest Comments (4)
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Good ol' US of A (reply)
Aug 16, 2006 18:31 EST by ciara45
Hey kids, almost but not quite home at last! Sigh. Can't live vicariously through you anymore, but it was fun while it lasted. A cousin of mine lives in LA and i'm thinking visiting her and going to Europe via USA next year - how genuine were those drunken offers of deep-South hospitality (aha!haha!)?!?
love your faithful honeymoon-harem leader, Ciara
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HMMMMM (reply)
Aug 11, 2006 11:38 EST by lcookson
Well- I got three kids to turn over and I tried for the camels but the most we got here are Buffallo, sheep, and horse. Gotta bunch of hillbillies I could probably round up. Oh and flies big black flies by the thousand, so really it's what you would fancy- and I'm kinda hoping you don't fancy sheep :). Hope to here from you guys I really do. Later for now.
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Re: SOOOOOO CLOSE (reply)
Aug 10, 2006 21:05 EST by themooners
We;re safe. But you must speak to Abdul before we can chat with you. It will take you killing 3 of your wives and selling 50 camels to get Rach free!
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As I read your entry I realize you are here right by us. I mean like an hour or so Rae if you get this PLEASSSSSSE give a call 908-751-1517 I really hope you read this... show all
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SOOOOOO CLOSE (reply)
Aug 10, 2006 16:11 EST by lcookson
As I read your entry I realize you are here right by us. I mean like an hour or so Rae if you get this PLEASSSSSSE give a call 908-751-1517 I really hope you read this in time I would love to hear from you and maybe see you!!!!You'll get to see me in a SOCCER MOM van packin' the army! I really hope to hear from you before you are gone again. Love you Jenn PS Really glad you guys got back before ... show all
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