A quick word from our sponsers....
Trip Start Jan 09, 2006
52Trip End Aug 15, 2006
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As most, if not all, of you are aware there are a few naysyers that believed by the time 3 months were up, I would pack my unhappy, disgruntled, home-sick, rear-end back home to the comforts of reliable indoor plumbing, food that was not only identifiable but didn't automatically require a handy and accessable restroom, and drivers that actually knew and abided by general safety and traffic laws. Altough these individuals (and you know who you are) were so convinced of my lack of fortitude, it is my understanding that they wouldn't even put their money where their substational and often incorrect mouths are to lay out some money to back-up thier claims of my demise; all talk, no action! So, on this day, exactly 3 months and a handful of days after our departure, I would like to say the following:
WARNING: for those of you with tender constitutions, who find vulger illiterations offesive, and who generally don't like to read dirty words (yes mother, I am talking about you), the following has been SOME-WHAT censored....I just didn't do it all that well.
HE HE HE HE HE HE-NA NA NA NA NA NA (insert image of Rachel doing the ass-shaking victory dance)....that's right you faithless, lower than lower, piece of s@%t, back-stabbing, so-called friends of mine.....HA!!!! I hope that all of you that voiced your doubt of me (not directly to my face I might add, you blankety-blank-blank cowards) are sufficently shamed. Not only am I still on the road, I am loving every minute of it (alright perhaps not all the bathroom time, but its a small price to pay)!!!!! I would also like to take this moment to give a little shout out to the people who never doubted me and always had my back (this is strickly for my ninjas):
My Mommy: the best mommy in the world
Andrea and Kelli: the knock-off Louis Vittons are coming
Brenda: Mom-in-law: I've got purses coming for you too!
Andi (keeper of the Boo): that's right girl "Holla"
My cos Jen in NJ: we Keane wome have to stick together
Noreen (Drew's better, smarter, and better lookin' half): SIS IN LAW
C-Los: my favorite diva
Weezy: you hang in there girl...Heather's got your back!!!!
and for the lot of you that I couldn't remember off hand...thanks for the vote of confidence, love and support!!!!
And of course the Monkey!
In all truth, while it does hurt my poor little feelings a bit, its all in good fun!!! And I would be a lair if I haven't done my share of complaining on this trip at times. But the amazing scenery, the fantastic people, and my lovely, generous, and all around wonderful husand has really made this trip into an adventure of a life time!!!! I love all of our friends, even those losers that thought I would be on a plane by now, and couldn't be more grateful to have them around to pick on and for them to pick on me. Of course, I fully expect to get an email or two from some unhappy customers, but such is life. THANKS TO EVERYONE THAT IS KEEPING UP WITH US AND FOLLOWING ALONG!!!! We love you all and miss you!!!!