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Saturday, February 25, 2012

My bank card has for some reason been blocked and I cannot leave with my friends today until it's been sorted.  I'm forced to learn how to use Skype to make numerous phone calls to my banks fraud department, where I eventually convince some chap I'm not running around South America racking up huge bills, spending wildly and frittering money away.  Even though that's exactly what I'm doing.

Thanks to a horrible wine hangover I desperately need water when I open my eyes.  Peering through half shut eyelids and smelling my own wood mouth breath, I croak for the fridge key.

"Stuart, Stuart, Stuart", the girl behind the desk shakes her head.

"Yes?"  I manage.

"You've been misbehaving haven't you?"

I'm then told off for my antics last night, and informed that I have "been good up until now".  Furthermore there is to be no more guitar. 

How old am I?  Are you my Mum?  Have I suddenly been sent back to school?  Only my desperate desire for H20 stops me from firing back some cheeky retort, but I'm tempted to write a harshly worded letter in the strongest terms.  I'm not really.  I just go back to bed with my tail between my legs after a groveling apology and promising it will never happen again.
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