Take it all off baby!

Trip Start Sep 28, 2011
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

"I hate strip joints"  "Really?  Are you a vegetarian?"

Somehow the retort made hilarious sense, as if for some reason being a guy these girls didn't believe me.  Seriously though I've never been into strippers, prostitutes, escorts or anything of that ilk.  Someone once said; "if it isn't free, it's not for me."  That about sums it up.

I've been in the odd strip club it has to be said.  On almost all occasions it was down to a stag night/bachelor party shindig.  On all occasions I have left the establishment, pretty much before anyone else, to actually go and talk to a 'real' girl in a decent bar.  Apart from the fact that it objectifies women, I never understood why I would fork out a hundred quid or so to see some nipples, when I could spend less than that in a pub and maybe get the chance to touch them?  More than once.  Maybe even find a girlfriend.  Perhaps I'm being a little optimistic.

The only other time was when I was 19 and I wanted to see some boobs.

Anyway I digress.  I reside ever longer in Granada, totally unsure as of what to do next.  I think I've spent too long in Nicaragua though, and as much as I wanted to do some volunteer work and learn Spanish here, my misendevours in San Juan Del Sur have eaten into my time frame.  I need a new flag sticker on my guitar.  Costa Rica seems the best option.  I shall remain here for Christmas, no clue for New Year, Ometepe first weekend in January, then gun it over the border and away.

There's a big wide world out there.  I've been giving consideration to seeing it all the first time around, then doing the volunteer and charity work the second.  I don't know though do I?!  Stop giving me a hard time!  I guess I should just chill out, relax, and take everything as it comes.

Couple of hot dogs for dinner.

I'm still blind.

Swedish girls are gorgeous. 

Just sayin.

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