And then there was one.

Trip Start Sep 28, 2011
Trip End Ongoing

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Ok so I think you're getting the fact that I'm a glass half empty kinda guy.  You're not so much getting it; more like you're having it rubbed into your eyeballs and slapped round your face like a wet kipper.  I will try my best to turn that into a salmon.  I miss salmon.

That's a nice picture of a ship isn't it?  I took that.

I spend another day waiting for the night.  A half arsed call to my bank reveals that they can only send my card to my home address, which is actually my sisters.  It takes three to five working days for the card to come through, then the new pin follows a few days later.  By the time my darling sister manages to send it to me I'm going to be washed up on a beach somewhere, vultures pecking at the flaking, burnt red skin of my once pasty white corpse.

...Woah...where did that come from?  Apologies if you were eating.

So long story short I'm not going anywhere in a hurry.  Except to open mike night.  Which is an epic fail and should have ended a lot better than it did.  Rum and Damien Rice don't mix.  I need to learn something upbeat; but at least I wasn't the guy with Timmy Mallet shades, a wife-beater vest and a cooking pot on his head.  Welcome to San Juan Del Sur.

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john dickson on

stu yes you are goin through a hard time,even reading the bloggs tho i still sense that humour with the wording, kudos man big up yerself x

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