Trip Start Jun 01, 2008
32Trip End Ongoing
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Finally arrived in pattaya after the long flight and with 17 people asking are we nearly there yet. Stu finally arived on Wednesday after realising his passport was not upto date (silly old bugger, thats dementia for you) but got sorted for another flight as the man on the desk fancied him. The flight was horrible especially the first one when stevie was pissed and shouting abuse at people and steeling drink from the crew. When we got to Dubai stevie can not remember leaving the plane and was eating his curry with his hands at the airport.
When we finally arrived everyone was really tired but we still went out/ At first Charlie did not like at as Bo the ladyboy kept staring at him. Everyone was mortal and stevie took the lads down soi 6 and all the girls loved dan. At 3 in the morning Grace got me out of bed as my mum had gone missing brian was crying and amber and andrew had fell out
Me and Grace Lisa and Rach went for a Thai massage worst thing i ever did, the pain was unbelivable they were standing on me punching and throwing me all over, not recommended. We all went to Ruen Thai for a meal and got Cocktails that took them 15mins to make as they had to carved them out of watermelon. Charlie finally setteled down and started enjoying himself and was feeling all the ladyboys boobs in malibu, Omid fell in love with one (not sure if its a man or a woman dont think he cared). On way back to geordie bar Dan was flying of the back of the baht bus (not funny). That night there was a big tunderstorm and we were all dancing in the rain Joe and Fisher were body surfing in to the river on the street.
Stu finally arrived on Wednesday and fisher got with Hannah for a bit holiday romance. On the side of the street they have these camper vans which have a sound system and cocktail buckets for 200 baht. While there charlie went to pizza hut and waited 25 mins for a pizza he had it for 2mins and droped it on the floor (im sure him and fisher are still arguing about whos fault it was) anyway was really funny had to be there though
We took everyone to do the tower jump which is 52 floors high only Fisher, Brian, Joe Andrew and Rach did it Amber and Thomas came down in the 2 person carrier and the lock did not close on Thomas gate and where shouting at him to not lean back or he would fall out. We also went to the -20 Ice bar which was just a big freezer chest with a bar in itno jackets were given it was freezing. Went back to the hotel and got a macdonlads delivered to the room just because we could but they took the wrong room number down and instead of turning it away they collected it from reception fat b*****ds.
It was Stus birthday on the saturday so we hired a speed boat for the day it was red hot most people jumped of to go to the beach but could not get back as the boat was for to out and the current to strong. Lisa and Charlie tried first and Charlie got a sea urchin spike in his toe. Stevie saw me on the beach and though i wanted a drink as all alchol was on the boat and jumped in i was waving for him not to come but he still continued anyway and he stood on a sea urchin his foot is full of spikes, omid tried to help him but also stood on one. As it was stu's bday some people got him a lady organised by lisa the pimp.
That night we took my dad out to get pissed and went to a coulpe of sleazy bars were my dad was biting the girls bums and went to lucifers the night club
On Wednesday me, Stevie, Annabel and my dad went to Roi Et where Ying is from we hired a car and took 8 hours to get there stoping of a rest stops on the side of the road eating horrible garage food and using horrible toilets (annabel would not use them as you can see from the photo). My dad got cought speeding and got a 200 Baht fine. When we arrived in the village me and annabel went to get some tabs and people were driving past stoping and shouting white white white it was dark and there was a thunderstorm and it was really scary as it was in the middle of no where. Stevie drove back, the roads were dreadfull they dont have road rules here and go where ever they want. There was loads of police check points and kept getting pulled over by the police but as they did not speak english we were waved through. Arrived back at the hotel at 5am.
On Friday we went on a fishing trip worst idea of the holiday as the bloke said there was a BBQ on the boat and when we got on with all our meat, jacket pots, peppers, chicken skewers, plates and tin foil and found out there was no BBQ just a little stove we were not happy
On the last day we booked into our new hotel and got lost looking for scooter hire. Said our goodbyes to everyone. Stevie finally hired a scooter and we kept getting lost not a fun experience with the way the thais and stevie drives. Last couple of days in Pattaya i spent with my dad went to see his new house which is really nice.
Overall we had a brilliant time in Pattaya and cant wait to go back in October to meet Abbie and Nathan.