Schleswig Holstein Helga gone missing.
Trip Start Oct 06, 2004
324Trip End Ongoing
"Hey you, get out of the way! I'm trying to make the left stream here."
"Well so are we, so just get in line."
The intersection gets closer and closer...
"Hey guys, hurry up!"
"Shut up you imbecile, there's a complete gridlock further down."
"Yeah, pretty close to it anyway."
Shit, here's the intersection
Third. And last, but not least. On this particular day, lots of people want to do the day trip to San Martin de los Andes. Hence the tour company have to take us in two minibuses. In one of the buses, there's two couples and ten single beautiful girls from all over the world. Try and imagine a mixed Swedish-Brazilian volleyball team touring South America without their head coach, and in desperate need for a post-match massage specialist. You got the image, good, continue reading. In the second bus there's six middle-aged couples, as well as a terribly annoying 65 year old lady from Germany. Wonder what bus they'll put me in?
"Why don't you have any hair, I don't like that. It makes you look like a hooligan."
"Do I know you Helga?"
"You should wear gloves, it'z cold outside
"Are you one of those guys who don't work, and spend all their time travelling around ze world? Shame on you if you are. When I grew up...blah, blah, blah."
"Today's generation doesn't know...blah, blah, blah."
"Do you have an education at all?"
"Open ze window, it'z so hot."
"You probably don't even have a wife, how old are you, about 45?"
"Watch it Sigfrieda."
"Shut ze window, it'z too windy."
"You should try "Bitte" or "Por favor" one day Engelbertine?"
"He iz driving horribly fast izn't he?"
"I can walk faster you stupid cow."
"Ask ze driver to stop for tea."
An hour later...
"I don't understand thiz splitting stream concept."
"Well here's the deal. One stream ends up in the Atlantic Ocean and the other in the Pacific Ocean. How hard can it be Gertrude?"
"How do you know? Are you trying to be ze intelligent professor now?"
"Just take my word for it...., bitch."
"Is ze Pacific Ocean close by ze way?"
"Sure. Do you see the old tree down there. It's just a couple of minutes walk past it. You should go check it out, it's beautiful. Just follow the left stream."
Ten minutes later...
"Esteve, where is your friend, the old German lady?"
"Eh Jorge, she wanted to stay the night in San Martin de los Andes. Didn't she tell you?"
"No she didn't. By the way, it's still a 15 minutes drive until we reach San Martin de los Andes."
"Eh, she wanted to walk. Complained about being carsick or something.