Karaoke at the Hotel Kalifornia Lounge.
Trip Start Oct 06, 2004
324Trip End Ongoing
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Hungover on the beach the next day. Next to me (well 15 meters away), I can swear that the twin sister of Tiger Woods Swedish wife is sunbathing. I so wish I had my sand wedge now, or at least my 7 iron, instead of that stupid green snorkel
"Can you watch my backpack while I go for a swim?", says the young Esteve.
"Why didn't you ask the guys next to you, instead of walking over here?", says the beautiful Swedish twin sister.
"Por que, ehh, hmm. Are you Swedish? I mean, I am Norwegian and you kind of look Swedish. I used to live in Stockholm by the way, very cool city.", says the well formulated and clear thinking Esteve.
"Yes we are from Lund in Sweden. Do you want to come for a few drinks with us tonight", says the beautiful Swedish twin sister.
Hold you horses there Esteve boy, you are good at inventing stories but this lie is taking it to far. She didn't actually say the above, but they were from Lund in Sweden, so I was right. And I am almost certain that the only thing on her mind was to ask me out for drinks, she was just lacking the same confidence I built during this trip.
"See you tonight", says the young confident Esteve, while "Dream on" by Aerosmith is slowly fading in the background.