You've Got Questions...Steve's Got Answers

  Unspecified location, Ecuador
Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Steve is an incredibly busy man.  He can't possibly answer all your e-mails -- with all the poop jokes he has to think up and all -- so here it is, the answer to all of your dreams, a Question and Answer section:

1) You've obviously been enjoying yourself so far.  What have you been giving back to the countries you've visited?
-- Bleeding heart from Canada

I would be giving back a lot more if Sara wasn't here, if you know what I mean.

The secret to a long lasting relationship

2) Is your girlfriend getting sick of the fact that in every blog entry you mention wanting to bone other girls?
-- Sara Brunetti

Yes, she beats me.






3)  You've already insulted two TSN personalities and one story editor in your blogs.  Why, and will you do this again?
--Phil King, TSN President

A modern day Tom Selleck

C'mon, I'm clearly just kidding, I happen to like Schultzy. I'll even share a true story about when the man approached me out of the blue in the TSN newsroom and talked to me for the first time: 

Schultzy "Hey, do you find that being tall (I'm 6' 4") gets you the ladies?
Me: "No, but I don't think my height's the problem, per se."
Schultzy: "I find the women either love it or hate it," breaking into his classic, moustachioed grin.

True story. Great guy. So that said, I will make no more jokes about TSN personalities. You have my word, Phil.

Tune into "The Reporters" on TSN

4) I read your passage about young, hot Lolitas in Colombia. Were there any younger than 12, and if so, how much does a flight to Bogota cost?
--Dave Hodge, TSN

Umm, about a grand....

Steve's Eats

5) Steve's Eats is great (available at www.flickr.com/photos/sbrunetti).  Any chance that you'll make a similar gallery filled with all the toilets you destroyed?
--Jeremy Scott, Life Partner

It was in the works, but due to space constraints on FlickR, this is not an option. The gallery would be too large and I would have to pay extra.

Steve´s a loser

6) Your blogs are hilarious, why are you so goddamn boring in person?
--Love Grandma and Grandpa

Sniff, sniff...Love you too.




7) Who do you enjoy traveling with more, Sara or me?
--Jeff Demontisomething (travel partner in Taiwan, Southeast Asia and NZ)

Well, this is a tough one. Lets break it down:

Reenactment

Jeff -- Ordered a cheeseburger in every restaurant in Southeast Asia. In each restaurant, the cheeseburger ultimately comes out under-cooked and suspicious looking. Jeff tries to send it back, but because of the the obvious language problems, ends up giving up and going hungry. The next meal comes and the waitress asks, "What will it be?"
Jeff, of course, answers "Cheeseburger, please." You can't buy that type of comedy.

Sara -- Well, we've been together over 6 years and to be able to travel and experience all this with her has been pretty special.

Jeff -- Puts out more. Gotta give this one to Jeff. 

"I exterminated Kris and Sean!"

8) At Carleton, you were known to make up sources, stretch facts and outright lie in your stories.  How much of what you write about your travels is fake?
--Christopher Dornan, Dean of Carleton's Journalism Faculty

I have done no such thing, I'm the Dan Rather of journalism ethics...I mean, I do take a bit of a creative license, but I'm fairly sure Oprah won't be pulling a James Frey on me anytime soon.

No photo of Guy available

9) I don't really look like a gorilla do I?
-- Guy Desormeaux

No. Seriously ladies, this man is beautiful.




10) You're pathetic, was even one of these questions real? 
-- Steve Dominey esq.

Please refer to Question # 8.


SARA SAYS....
Disclaimer:  While I may have assisted Steve with the layout and photos for this entry, in no way do I support, endorse or agree with any of the above content.  I do not know any of the TSN personalities but I apologize to them regardless.  Actually, I do agree with a few things.  Steve is actually pretty boring in person.  And I have been known to beat him into submission on occasion.