Who invited the fun sucker??
Mar 22, 2007
Apr 01, 2007
. always good to know what boobs are called in other cultures...I am now prepared! We headed back to the conference and were prepared to be kept awake......um not really...I was so full...and to our surprise and much relief, the sessions were all full...this is the time of nap number 2 and how I learned to be a crab fisherman from the discovery channel...I also fell asleep and woke with the phone ringing.....one problem....both my arms were asleep.....kind of difficult to answer the phone......They hung up...dang I could have slept more. I did attend a couple more sessions and learned some stuff...until I realized that no matter where you go there is always the fun sucker..this woman made her way into every tour of mine and every class.....do not know what this means but, I now am making a game of how long she can sit still and be quiet before she comes up with this most absurd question that I am sure she already knows the answer to......she seems to "concur " and even does the "Al chin pull". I actually have a talley sheet. OH and guess who gets to be on the bus to the space needle with her too..Thank God for Vicki, we were all dressed up ( I decided to forgo the sequin thong unitard and go for dress pants) and headed to "the MAIN STREET BASH". There were some pushy broads, who of which were set straight by Vicki who was done with the "pushers" I was hoping for some swings to be thrown.....we had her back.....granted she is over 6 feet tall...and the pusher was 5'1". The Bash was alright, it was raining and the view was ok, but the best view was inside...the VPL dance troupe (for those of you that are not aware of what VPL stands for...Visible Panty Line) There were some bee bopping hunnies and happy unusually unsocial peeps grinding to Motown..I enjoyed it...they ran out of food and we decided to head out
. We took the monorail to the Hotel and walked to find some Jazz.....all of which was either loud or expensive...so we found Mama's...this grass roots Mexican place where we had super strong margaritas and flaming salsa as well as a waitress...yes female, James Dean.....amazing! After stuffing our face, we were on a mission to find Nathan a Hot fudge sundae. We asked pot smoking balcony people who we figured would know the best munchie spot, but alas...we prevailed and Nathan was set on having one for himself at the Icon restaurant. The waiter warned him and he took caution and was happy to know that we were supporting him as they brought out a GINORMIS sundae...We are talking 8+ scoops and a "cone of fudge" he was working hard!! I may have helped a little *grin* Would you believe we waddled back to our rooms....dang what a day!
Morning! Well, maybe afternoon now, I took a short snooze for a few hours...gotta love boring people. Well, Today was interesting. We managed to not miss breakfast....Who misses a meal especially at the place know for the best Eggs benedict in town? I ponder the class list for the day and am actually relieved that I am not wondering in the rain for the day...then again, sitting next to this woman with what I think is Debbie Gibson's Electric youth in full force could be the reason that I got a raging migraine...maybe I need to thank her??? That was what removed me from "the foundation of e-commerce" conference and to my room watching what else but, Dog the Bounty Hunter.....He is great!!! I took a quick nap and woke once again sure that the humidity was high...thanks Don... and headed to the lobby to meet the group for what else....LUNCH! So we walk to the waterfront, dig into some clams and sourdough and enjoy Nathan speaking fluent Spanish with Omar our waiter....I did learn some spanish.....Chichis..