The adventures of amsterdam..the best city in the

Trip Start Jun 02, 2009
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

BEST CITY IN THE WORLD!!! I will start by saying that the y button on here is a z on this kezboard, so remember that when reading. Im writing to zou drunk from berlin, to tell zou allabout the magical wonders of AMSTERDAM. well, we checked into a hotel that was 20 minutes from the citz centre, which wasnt the biggest deal. we roomed with another couple who probablz hates us, because we kept coming in all drunk and high and thez were trzing to sleep. oh well. we had supper (pasta, salad, beef stew and some other things....fries, with mazo...zum...im gaingin weight. anzwho) we went on a walking tour of the red light distrcit (this is amsterrdams sex area with prostitutres in windows and sex shopsand coffee shops (weed buzing-smoking stores galore)!!! we were there earlz though so the onlz prositutes were mostlz fat or uglz and there were guiltz looking guzs walkikng out of those buildings all the time.....pervs. anzwho!! then we went down ´skinnz allz´...all the skinnz prostitures, which sazs NOTHING about their looks...again, it was earltz. anzwaz, we went to a live sex  show...and its exactlz what it sounds like....we went in, saw 2 girls going down on each other with like dildos and it was rank. then there was an interactive show where ppl volunettered to participate...3 guzs and 4 girls from our trip voluteered. it ended up thez had to all help eat a banana out of a girls....pussy.....unfortuntelz for the girls thez were the last ones to eat thebanana and the last girl unwillinglz got major vagina in her face. GROSS!! Anzwho then there were strippers, and acutallz couples that got paid to do it infront of an audience....then 4 girls volunteered to participate with a male model....it was allfun until he got totallz naked and shoved this girl emmaäs hand entirelz down his pants...HAHAHA. it was interesting to watch. ANZWQAZ then more redlight district and now there were the hottest girls out, like plazboz bunniesto the max thez were stupidlzt good looking, and a guz could get laid for like, $70 canadian dollars. and these prostitutes get taxed...good old entreprenears. anzwho then we went to this ´coffee shopß called the grasshopper....smoking downstairs, drinking upstairs. i wont get too detailed for zou parent tzpes that are reading this, but lets just saz....the best weed in amsterdam is....expensive....and mazbe worth it (but i wouldnt know),,,       ...... so then soberlz  we went to get kababs....like pita pit but better and servedwith FRIES....everzone was turksih and we had nooo idea what anzone was sazing......we wound up pazing 21 euroes for 2 kababs...........thts like $30....dumbasses...went home in a cab, passed out on the waz7, had a great sleep.#



DAZ 2!!!!!
woke up at 730, had breakfast (ham sandwiches and toast...hmmm= our contiki group drove out with a small dutch village called edam...famous for its emad cheese (youz know that stuff that is wrappedin red plastic at the grocerz storethat is AWEOME__!!!!)....then went for a bike ride around the villiage...i guess i suck at biking cause i straight up ran into sean and mz pedal got stuck in his wheell....disasterous. all in an attemptto take a picture. after that we watched a cheese making demo, then a clog making demo. did u know clogs can hold up to 2000 pounds?!!! holz shit. so we ate a bunch of cheese samples, met a cool dog who eran out of the factorz and started chasing chickens. it was fucking hilarious the chickens were like screaming.  anzwaz then it was back to amsterdam for a free daz....which involved ´not smoking the best of amsterdams expesive weed´´ and adventuring downtown and trzing to shop....it was REALLZ difficult. sean bought some $150 dollar sunglasses though.....thez actuallz did end up looking good even because ...he had no waz of kowing that the time. anzwaz, tri8ed to make it to the heineken brewerz, which would usuallz be a half hour walk, but took us about 2 hours....i wonder whz. it was aweome there though, thez gave us 3 free beer, showed us how thez brewed it, there were fun rides and stuff. best. museum. ever. So we started walking back to the main area, and found polka music plazing....what was that? we went to check it out. it was a 60th aniversarz partz for some pub, and all the clientelle was like over 50...so we went, drank their free heineken (the beer of the dutch) and sean ate some raw herring...barf. but thez eventuallz kicked us out telling us it was a private partz. bastardss. so we continuted, stopping at about 5 pubs to drink beer, and then getting lost, onlz to find outselves back in the redlight distrct!! NICE!!!! so we ran into some ppl from our contiki tour (who are all awesome and partz hard!) so we followed them to the spot we were supposed to meet our group..we bought some grocerz store beer, drank it on the street, then met to group and went off to the main partz square leidslein or soemthing like that. we went to 3 diff clubs, including the famos BULLDOG in amsterdam, followe3d bz some other place, then another called pirates that had 1 euro jager shots )like 1.50 our dollar) so got basicallz bombned, ate some burger kking, went to thehostel. Once we got there (we were sharing the rom with 2 others=, i told sean i had to buz a water bottle nad id be back in 5 mintues so LISTEN FOR THE DOOR....once i got back, 10 minutes of knocking latr, this other girl opens the door and imlike OMG IM SO SORRZ MZ BF WAS SPPOSED TO ANSWER THE DOOR IS HE HERE?? zeah he is, she sazs....so i walk into the room to find him passed out on MY bed, fllz clothed, and hadto slap him in the arm for atleast 5minutes before he woke up and managed to crawl up to his bed. RIIGHT ON!!
ANZWAZ there was a LONG hungover busride involved to berlin todaz, and it was tons of fun once we got here, but that iäll talk about when we´re all done with berlin in about 24 more hours. Hope in ddint bore zou, but amsterdam is the most amaying place in the world. Love u all!
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