Amsterdammit its C-c-c-cold here!
Trip Start
May 14, 2008
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Trip End
May 27, 2008
I thought I was imagining things last night as my room grew colder and colder. The Hotel Nadia wraps itself around a busy intersection. Beautiful but not so old (c.1870's) for Amsterdam, the windows are single pane, thin, and some of them are purplish in hue like the Back Bay area of Boston. I wasnt imagining anything. It was getting colder. In fact, it got cold and stayed cold. Temps continued to fall throughout the day and I layered clothing, regretting that last-minute decision to leave my chunky sweater home. It probably made it to the upper 50s today and I never got rid of the chill.
Morning began early, but halted abruptly as I started out, camera-clad, into the crisp air. As soon as I pointed my camera, I got a message that my 2 gig data card was filled. How could it be? I had only taken about 100 pictures, and I typically get 250 pics on a data card 1/4 that size. I headed out to find a "foto" shop, toward Dam and Central station
I wandered down tree-lined canals with beautiful and ancient houses, dating back as far as the 1500's. Canal houses are usually four stories, skinny and tall, and pitch forward toward the canal. Each house has a cast-iron hook at the gable to haul furniture up and through the windows. THe forward pitch helps keep heavy items from crashing onto the windows as they are hoisted to the appropriate floor. Four styles of roof-gables predominate and give accurate clues as to the century in which the house was built. I paused at Dam Square to admire the Palace, the statuary, and the hordes of buskers and tourist. I was caught by "the Grim Reaper and Scream" and forced to pay 0,50 euro for my release and a photo of course. Continuing toward Centraal Station, I walked along the path of the tram, which curves along these medieval streets. I noticed a change in the appearance and displays of the shops, and woke from my awestruck-tourist cloud to realize I was in the red-light district
Next I stopped at Mannekin Pis Frites ("voted best in the WORLD!" [by whom?]) and ordered a small cone of Belgian fries. They came piping hot, thick, and yes---very good. It warmed me slightly as I made my way back to the Hotel Nadia. I an freezing cold. I need to rest and warm myself before heading out to dinner. Its already late, 9pm. I have been walking all day and I am definitely feeling it. My foot is working great and I dont limp at all!!! I rested for a while, but beat feet to Koh-I-Noor Indian restaurant and made it just moments before the kitchen closed. Dinner was Vegetable Kurma with Chapati and Pashwari naan, followed by a massive cup of mango ice-cream, of which I took just a few bites. Had a long conversation with a Pakistani man named Kevin (from Los Angeles) and waddled all the way back to the Nadia. I was so full I could hardly drag my frozen glutenhiney up the devil's stairs and into my room. The proprietor chuckled at my breathless struggle and asked if I would like a tour of the fourth floor balcony. Smaartenkopf.
Morning began early, but halted abruptly as I started out, camera-clad, into the crisp air. As soon as I pointed my camera, I got a message that my 2 gig data card was filled. How could it be? I had only taken about 100 pictures, and I typically get 250 pics on a data card 1/4 that size. I headed out to find a "foto" shop, toward Dam and Central station
Amsterdam
. Just past Dam I found a shop, closed. Two blocks further, another Foto shop closed. I stopped into the tourist bureau to learn that many businesses dont open until 12:30 on Mondays. Why? Because its Monday! (Makes me think the Dutch have some great parties on Sunday nights.) So I headed back to the Hotel and caught up on a few things, ate a meal and then headed out again. A woman about my age, not only helped me download the available data on the card to CD, but also figured out why the data card quit so early. YAy!I wandered down tree-lined canals with beautiful and ancient houses, dating back as far as the 1500's. Canal houses are usually four stories, skinny and tall, and pitch forward toward the canal. Each house has a cast-iron hook at the gable to haul furniture up and through the windows. THe forward pitch helps keep heavy items from crashing onto the windows as they are hoisted to the appropriate floor. Four styles of roof-gables predominate and give accurate clues as to the century in which the house was built. I paused at Dam Square to admire the Palace, the statuary, and the hordes of buskers and tourist. I was caught by "the Grim Reaper and Scream" and forced to pay 0,50 euro for my release and a photo of course. Continuing toward Centraal Station, I walked along the path of the tram, which curves along these medieval streets. I noticed a change in the appearance and displays of the shops, and woke from my awestruck-tourist cloud to realize I was in the red-light district
Dam Square
. It was quite a distance from my Hotel, not what I was led to believe. Now things got interesting. "Brown" coffee houses were prolific and men travelled in packs down alleyways where people had to walk single file. The packs of men would often stop and stare through a shop window, pointing and commenting. My curiousity piqued so I headed down one of these narrow alleys and saw what the men were doing. The alley was lined with nearly nude women in tiny rooms that contained a cot and some mirrors. There were every size and shape prostitute available and the men were window shopping. Girls in bikinis, bras and panties, exotic dancer clothes, and sometimes less, were posing and beconning, flashing and fondling themselves and the men...well...were doing as men will in that arena. I walked up and down a few of these alleyways before I grew bored of the whores (although many of them smiled and waved back at me when I waved) and continued Northward. I found "The Bulldog," Which is Amsterdam's first and oldest Brown coffee houses. I stopped in and checked out the menu. Wow. Unparalleled high grade flowertops from the world-over, a gram for less than ten Euro. Out of the red-light district, things calmed down again and became more frequented. I browsed the touristy souvenier shops and purchased a few small momentos. I hopped into a pair of giant wooden shoes and had some stranger take my picture. Continuing onward, I came to the last canal before central station and hopped on a canal boat for a one hour tour
Hee hee
. The tour was prerecorded in four languages and English was last. By time the English was broadcast, we were right upon the featured landmark and it was difficult to absorb and/or photograph it. Next I stopped at Mannekin Pis Frites ("voted best in the WORLD!" [by whom?]) and ordered a small cone of Belgian fries. They came piping hot, thick, and yes---very good. It warmed me slightly as I made my way back to the Hotel Nadia. I an freezing cold. I need to rest and warm myself before heading out to dinner. Its already late, 9pm. I have been walking all day and I am definitely feeling it. My foot is working great and I dont limp at all!!! I rested for a while, but beat feet to Koh-I-Noor Indian restaurant and made it just moments before the kitchen closed. Dinner was Vegetable Kurma with Chapati and Pashwari naan, followed by a massive cup of mango ice-cream, of which I took just a few bites. Had a long conversation with a Pakistani man named Kevin (from Los Angeles) and waddled all the way back to the Nadia. I was so full I could hardly drag my frozen glutenhiney up the devil's stairs and into my room. The proprietor chuckled at my breathless struggle and asked if I would like a tour of the fourth floor balcony. Smaartenkopf.


Comments
Really enjoying your adventures!
Sitting here laughing at several of your adventures...sounds like it's been a lot of fun. Looking forward to hearing more.
What an awesome adventure you are leading us on
my sistah. With each entry i wish more and more that i had stuffed myself into your suitcase LOL. Your writings of Amsterdam really make me kick myself in the arse for cancelling a planned trip there in 2005......grrr dont know what got into me. I am so glad you are having a wonderful adventure and i look forward to your stories and pictures.
huggies
Dee
I can relate to waddling!!
Wow, Sly, what an adventure you're on . . . and to be released by the reaper for only .50 eu!! Would you believe my ex-husband (married 1975/divorced 1978) lost his virginity to a whore in the red-light district?! Once he informed me of that fact, I completely understood what was going wrong in our marriage; well, certainly one aspect of it anyway!!!! I love reading your blog . . . it's simply fascinating and almost as if I'm there ... but like Dee, I wish I could've sqeezed by fat arse into your suitcase!!!! Keep traveling happy and safe, girlfriend!!!
Tell ya what, Meggs....
I just got back from an organized walking tour of the RL district and boy-howdy was it enlightening! The guide was a woman named Kimberly, who--originally from Milwaukee WI, has lived here 22 years. She knew it all, has seen it all, and tells it all! She and I got yapping after the tour and she invited me back for free tomorrow night. I got a kick out of her.
off the road here
Hi seesta,
I just got home last night...been so busy on tour that I haven't had time to read up on your most recent adventures until now. Hunkering down now for a week in my own digs...(room) until June 3 when the tour resumes.
Glad to know you're doing well, though ccccold there in holland. Will read the rest now. xoxo
dankjuwel m'love. we'll need to plan a euro trip together soon....