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Jul 01, 2004
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Windsor,
Canada
Saturday, January 1, 2005
Lots of weird and silly moments including:
Trying to get my twin second cousins to tell me what "the Magic Trick" was that their uncle did... "Grammy and Poppa do not approve". After a long while of giggling I got them to tell me what it was - it was the "Pull my Finger Trick". Well, I'm one to encourage silliness of any kind so since they were coloring I drew "the Magic Trick" for them to color. This brought on more giggle fits. THE PIC IS HERE FOR YOU TO GANDER AT! Thanks to Helen for guiding me to this site so I can show my photos too!
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My cousin's 5 year old niece (NO not my daughter, sillies) started having this pain in her abdomen. They did an xray that turned up nothing, the mother was insistent so they did another one. It was a tumour. They operated and found it was the size of a tennis ball, it was beniegn (if I could spell) AND (here's the creepy part) it had HAIR and TEETH... WEEEEEIIIIRRRDDDDDDD and gross ...
When discussing wills, money and death my father said that he asked his lawyer about marrying a MAN... To those of you who know my father he is not the most liberal minded guy in those respects... but he seems to be actually open to the idea as a BUSINESS deal... even this I find fairly strange for my dad.... But I guess that's why they didn't have heart attacks when I told them I was considering marrying an American so I could work in the States...
I made the mistake of going into the local Radio Shack three times in a week and now the guy at the counter thinks I'm coming in to see him. He is your typical single late 30 something Windsor guy who's not at all sassy in any way and seems to think that I should like the group The Moffats because I have their surname... It's a good thing they don't stock my record needles or else I'd have to go back in there..
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.The friend of the family came over yesterday and my parents hadn't seen him in years. He stayed a long time and they ordered pizza... While he was outside moving his car so my cousin could leave my grandmother starts saying he ate too many pieces ("four or five") and that we should save the last 3 for my dad's lunch... and then she proceeds to start clearing the table! Mistakenly the friend brought wine, got my father drunk, and he put Bubba in her place. Later I find out she is mad the friend didn't get my cousins hired at Ford's 15 years ago...And today she blamed the clogged toilet on him (he was here two days ago.)
I bought this wireless transmitter where you can bring your cd/mp3 player into your car and have it broadcast on the radio. It also works on portable stereos/radios too... I got thinking of some strange War of the Worlds type scams you could play on people "Here listen to the radio!!!" At a protest everyone could be playing exactly the same music... or you could use one of the mp3 players that let's you record... so you could let a big group of people know that there were cops coming or something... I'm sure the fun is endless... I just have to be more creative...
In my father's music burning program they give you a long list of music styles to choose from including, strangely, "punk" and "punk rock". But the one that really threw me was "Porn Groove" !? What the hell is this? Are people actually collecting and making music that sounds like a porno track? How lame...
Hope every one has a good new years, being as exciting or as mellow as you'd like...
You are all lame asses regarding the walnuts so 3 lucky people I have chosen "randomly" will be getting some in the mail...
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2006..
happy new year, siue!