Mission Implausible
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St. Thomas,
US Minor Outlying Islands
Thursday, February 21, 2008
The enemy agents of bad guys international have made a vow to wreak havoc upon all our guests by instituting plan the adomosphere, this will destroy the atmosphere of formal night. They have planted 3 nanochips throughout the backgrounds of the various photo settings. These Nanochips will upon the release of the flash will cause the guests clothes to turn invisible ((get it adomsphere he was naked these people would be naked)not that for some this would be much of a change oh my goodness people have you ever heard the word MODESTY in essence More is More ... attractive) the picture you now looking at (Use imagination people) is freddy (the mascot for the ship. looks like the smokestacks)
Your mission should you decide to accept is to have your picture taken with freddy using Your ultra high-tech just bought superstore err I mean produced in our secret underground high tech gadget producing factory #1 this will cause the transmitters that are placed all over freddy to malfunction rendering them entirely useless after this you are to put into effect operation photosynthesis where you are to go and have your picture taken at every station and when the flash is released it will cause the nanochips to turn instantly into small lily like flowers. (in short we went to like every photo station A-L minus D hopefully nothing revealing happens there) At the end of the evening we were content knowing that nothing except for film had been exposed.
That was our formal evening but back to the day. Today was a day at sea so we took in some of the events on the boat first we attended a seminar on where the best shopping is located throughout the cruise. After that, your Bloging Heroes took in the ship's very own amazing race, after your heroes raced around the ship for over 25 minutes they landed back at the start in a solid THIRD place and received a solid gold trophy made entirely out of plastic. Next they went and attended a seminar on precious gems and things out of their price range. There they learned the four C's and I recite from memory Clarity, Colour, Cut, Carat. After this they were well rewarded for their effort by some awesome discounts and free things.
In passing we would like to thank Alyson Kneteman for her soothing aloe vera gel, because although Sharlene put up a valiant effort she still succumbed to the overwhelming and scorching power of the sun.
Tune in next time to hear about the adventures of your bloggin heroes in St. Thomas, USV (no that not USB typoed it stands for United States Virgin Islands)
