Today over lunch, my grandmother decided she needed to update the mascot of her capground website, Smoky the Bear. Out of inspiration colours, she sought the advice of myself. Of course the first thing out of my mouth was orange. She looked at me with distain. So I said pink. She stopped and stared. "Smoky Bear the faggot? How do you think that's going to go over?" Hahahaha lol at the old folks who can't handle men in pink.