Moscow road to Freedom... Day 0

Trip Start Jun 01, 2006
Trip End Ongoing

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Monday, January 22, 2007

  Okay i will have to admit... There is no more "Russian Mafia" in Moscow, like it was 5 years ago for example... But a lot of Skinheads, Punks, whole a lot more Africans, Asians, Communists and you name any movement you can find it here !!!

                                               Road to Freedom....
So as i took Yellow taxi ( It's recommended that you take yellow Taxi from any airport, because it's really dangerous no to take yellow taxi, and bad Russian people can do some bad things to you :-)

So taxi Driver appeared to be skinhead... He gave me a little excursion about the city while we were driving to Train Station... So i found out that there are way to many Non-Russians in this city... That there are no more Prostitutes on of the streets where Prostitution was happening and all prostitutes moved close to Train Stations and around whole Moscow... So if before it was hard to find Prostitute in capital of Russian, now it's hard to find one... As the Taxi Driver Told me Russian Prostitutes are usually around 70-100 dollars per night and Ukrainian or Belorussian are usually a lot cheaper... So he asked me if i wanted to get one, but i declined his offer saying that i need to get to other city...
Also i saw a lot of casinos around the city and city is actually pretty but people are assholes...I even heard that Moscow is one of the Meanest city to Tourists... Don't even try asking anything from those assholes they can just kick you ass for this.....

                                                  Kazan Tran Station
So as i got to Tran station i immediately went to buy tickets to SAMARA where some of my relatives lived in Tatar Village, (Tatar second biggest nation in Russia after Russians). So as i gave Taxi Driver 30 dollars for getting me to Kazan Tran Station (in Moscow) i went in to get some tickets... As i entered i was amazed, i thought that i entered public toilet in Penn Station in the morning where all Homeless people clean up... So as i finally found my fucking terminal in this Railroad station they told me that i have to wait for 28 hours until i can get on the Tran to Samara.... I had nothing to do so i bought it, and met some Caucasian people ( from Armenia or Georgia) that were selling tickets illegally...

Georgian dude: You need Tickets? Where are you going? (With heave Russian accent)

Me: Samara

Georgian dude: Take tickets to Kazan from me than go to Samara from there !

Me: Dude no !

Georgian Dude: Why not?

Me: Because Kazan is my hometown and i haven't been there for 6 years now... I Will visit Kazan anyway.. But i don't want to spoil my impressions!!! Plus i already bought i ticket to Samara dude !!!

Georgian Dude: OK ( And he went looking for other idiots like him, I Don't even know what happens to people who trust those Caucasians..But i always had a bad experience with them...And i don't suggest you do any business with them )

Finally i went to the Paid Bathroom, that was so fucking dirty that i can't even describe..., You should see it for yourself... Brushed my teeth along with dozen other homeless people :-) and just folks who were moving along to different cities of Mother Russia... Than i came out and ate some Pelmeni and drunk some beer and started looking for a spot to sleep... I found bunch of Russian people sitting in the main hall and there were no sits at all...

Finally after walking back and forward i found one sit and off course i started sitting on it :-) Everything was sparingly calm for a 3 seconds until two guys explained to me that this was their sit... And their father started talking to me like an village idiot, i immediately recognized that they are IDIOTS FROM SOME SIBERIAN VILLAGE and most of them are Assholes. So they asked me to Free their seat, and i explained to them that i don't give a crap and that they can shut their trap because I'm trying to sleep.

So that's how it looked, two big Siberian guys (19-21) their father with big beard and his wife who couldn't stop talking like a stupid chicken....

Father: You better leave because it will be better for you....

Me: Oh yeah?

His sons: Man other people will come and jump you!

Me: Dude this sit doesn't have your name on it so get the hell out of my face !!!

Mother: Get out of here this is out sit ( She started repeating it about two times each second for the whole minute) .

Me: Yes you have a lot of fun up here in Russia !

Father: Oh Yes? where are you from?

Me: Not from this hole... ( I left this crazy house and left this "Russian Hall", as i was just trying to sleep.. And i didn't sleep for whole 48 hours !!!)

I Finally got to the second floor of train station, and amazingly there were a lot of sits and a lot of people were just sleeping and there were no Russian people fighting over their seats... So i just went and found a spot and went on sleeping... The next day i was planning to visit some spots in Moscow since i have whole day in this city of Assholes !!!

Hints in Moscow: 

Always take yellow taxis!

Never talk to anybody :-)

You can go and sleepover in any Tran station instead of using Hotel !

Don't visit Moscow !

Always have Phone number of American Embassy in you pocket :-)
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