Dav and Don Kayak on the Sea of Cortez

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Tuesday, June 15, 2004

This was a kayakin' trip that Don and I (Dav) went on.
It was fun. One week of kayaking and eating and snorkeling
and being groovy.

We started off in Seattle, then flew to Mexico. Once there,
we ended up in this city where the ice-cold Coronas were a buck
each, and the guacamole was freshly made and outrageously good.
We walked around the town that
night and found a restaurant (actually, it was somebody's front
porch) where they served the best baked potatoes we've ever
eaten... Damn, those Mexicans know how to cook.

We got to the kayaking spot the next day. We hated everybody
in our group, and quickly made up nasty nicknames for them all. We kept our distance
from everyone, and just took it easy the whole week. The food was pretty good,
considering that we carried it all with us in our boat.

The best day of the trip was when everybody decided to go on a hike.
Me and Don said, "Screw you guys, we're staying home". They all "poo-poo'd" us
and went on their hike. We had the camp to ourselves, and spent the day reading,
snorkeling, taking naps, stealing food and beer, and having a good-ass time. After
about five hours, the rest of the group got back to camp. It was obvious they had had
a f*cking miserable time, but they wouldn't admit it. We spent the rest of the day rubbing their noses in it.

Our guide was an annoyingly dumb blonde chick, but she had big boobies and small bikinis, so we let her slide.

The water was really clear, the weather was perfect, no bugs... couldn't have asked
for a nicer time to travel. The only thing we'd do differently next time is make sure we go with a group that has a motor boat for carrying the gear, and a bunch of Mexicans to carry our boats for us. We're American's, dammit! We shouldn't have to pack our own bags or carry our own things. How about a little service, god dammit?!!?
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Looks so cool!

~Paul from Seattle

Smuckel Darngo on

I seen things no man should see. I have that 1000 yard stare thingy. Makes my kids real quite.

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