The Good, the bad and the ugly
Trip Start ??? ??, 2002
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To his great suprise he met a group of vulnerable girls all eager for a bit of the Pedmister, while at least one of them was. Danicng in the club Pedro introduced himself to one of the girls. Turning on the charm Pedro got the lads invited back to a party in their appartment.
Back at their room Pedro put on a show. Rave dancing, panties on his head (little did he know the girl who owned the panties was in bed suffering stomach cramps, as it was that time of the month), Pedro impressed. Or his manic moves at least made them laugh. To add to the hilarity, Pedro tried a spot of break dancing only to slip on the tiled floor landing face first on the ground. But, drunk as a skunk Pedro jumped back onto his feet and proceded to wow the girls.
At any party with a group of girls Pedro always made sure he plucked one from the herd and on this occassion he picked the girl who was only half ugly, but fully up for it. Pedro found a quiet area by the pool, where he was able to put the moves on his drunken prey. Slobbering sweet nothings Pedro took her into her room and spent the next 10 seconds making sweet love before passing out.
The next morning Pedro woke up and took the walk of victory (also known as the walk of shame if you are female) back to his room in his night-before-clothes.
The following night, Pedro went out looking for a repeat of the night before. While a repeat result, with a different lady.
Making his move, Pedro spotted the easiest looking girl in the pub and strutted over to woo her. In seconds Pedro had the girl laughing and swooning at his every word. He knew this girl was putty in his hand. Then out of the corner of his eye he saw a familiar looking girl giving him the stare of death.
The death stare girl barged her way through the crowd over to Pedro and demanded an explanation as to why he was flirting with another girl. At that point the night before flashed through the head of Pedro. His previous nights prey had found him.
Making an excuse Pedro exited. Relaxing in another pub the girl from the night before came in looking for him. Another quick exit and onto another pub. Again the girl entered the pub and this time caught a glimpse of Pedro. Trying to run, he got cornered trying to open the fire exit.
The girl poked Pedro in the chest, shouted in his face and demanded an apology. Pedro dutifully apologised and tried to exit. However, the girl accepted his apology and told him 'just don't let me see you with another girl again'.
Trapped with his previous nights prey, Pedro panicked, looked aroud for help, but knew none was forthcoming. Excusing himself to go to the toilet, Pedro was released from the girl's claw. Sacred, terrified, Pedro kicked open the toilet window, jumped from the ledge and ran back to his room for a quiet night.
Later on the lads asked him if he had learned anything about sleeping with random girls. Pedro replied, 'Yes, make sure the bunny boilers can't find you again'.