Up to his neck in Foam

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Thursday, September 6, 2007

Traveling through the mountainous regions of Gran Canaria Pedro, his friends and all the Escapade adventurers where taken out to a foam party in a bull ring on the edge of town.

Unlike everyone else dressed in bikinis, short skirts, or shorts Pedro and the Band of Idiots turned up in their traditional going out clothes of shirt and jeans, or combat trousers in Pedro's case.  They were foam virgins and did not know what sort of night to expect.

Eagerly awaiting the start of the foam show Pedro passed the time by taking full advantage of the free bar.  Plastic cups of beer lay all over the place ready to be picked up and downed in one gulp.  Two drinks in the hand was the rule of the night and Pedro made sure he followed the letter of the law.  Downing one drink he made sure he had another before downing the drink in his other hand.  The holiday may not have been about downing beer, but as a sort of pre-party ritual Pedro liked to get a little bit wasted, thus giving him Dutch courage and beer goggles (much needed for the girls he usually pulled).

Starting the proceedings, frothy, bubble bath foam was sprouted out of the large canisters surrounding the ring, inflatable balls, dolls and any other blow-up toys one can think of where kicked into the middle of the baying crowd.  The music hit full blast and the foam virgins dived head on into the middle for their first frothy experience. 

Neck deep in foam Pedro had a great time, although he did not know why jumping around, soaking  to the skin in bubble bath was such a buzz - maybe it was because the bartenders where handing out full cups of tequila.

Dancing in the foam, grinding up behind girls who could not see what he really looked like was enjoyable, but to add a little spice to the occasion Pedro took part in the 'boy v girl' contest.  To see which sex could get the highest number of underpants from the opposite sex. 

Scanning through the foam Pedro discovered a group of aptly named girls 'The Tartan Tarts'.  Steaming in, Pedro dived through the crowd into the centre, lifting the smallest of the 'tarts' into the straddle position around his waist and endearing himself to her by asking for her panties.  Successful in his quest Pedro gave this tiny 'tart' a quick kiss beneath the foam and set off in search of other girls panties.

Pedro's mission came to an abrupt end.  Relaxing with a beer he was cornered behind the bar by the large, annoyingly smiley rep.  Pedro declined to ask for her panties, as there was no chance she had them on that late into the night.  Seducing him she was rewarded with the pants of Pedro.  While, not so much seduced as threatened to stay with him until he gave up his underwear.  However, trying for a quick getaway proved difficult for Pedro.  The combat ties would not open, that is until the rep bent down, got between his legs and nibbled at the ties to unloosen his trousers.  After that Pedro got sick (literally) of the pantie game and headed off to the bar for a pint of tequila.

Sulking in the corner, using alcohol to poison his recent memories, Pedro was set upon by another group of ladies.  Now he liked ladies, but after his previous encounter with a female he was slightly put off. 

Overcoming his past trauma, Pedro started to turn on the charm, throwing a joke here and there, flashing a smile, fluttering his eyelashes all tools he used to attract the ladies.

Now Pedro thought he had impressed a certain lady in the group when she asked him to come behind the bar with her.  Once round the corner she uttered the question that Pedro loves to hear.  "Can you take off your pants?"  Having no pants on Pedro had to decline.  At that very moment the other girls in the group slipped round the corner to see what was happening.  On hearing that Pedro had no pants they thought it would be a good idea taking the game a little further and stripping him bollock naked.  Grasping at his combats Pedro managed to tighten the ties, making his private parts feel like a treasured possession in Fort Knox.

After a while the girls gave up and all but one went to find another boy to strip of his dignity.  Promising to be nice Pedro allowed the girl to sit and have a drink with him.  One thing led to another and he went back to her apartment.

In her bed Pedro stripped the girl naked preparing for a night of passion.  As she began clawing at his clothes he found that Fort Knox was still protecting his private parts.  She, like the large, annoyingly smiley rep, tried with her teeth, but to no avail.  The moment passed and Pedro headed home, soaked to the skin, clothes destroyed by foam and used a pair of scissors to cut his private parts out of Fort Knox.   

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