The Full Monty
Trip Start ??? ??, 2002
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The opening night Pedro strutted through Gran Canaria like a Hollywood star. He may not be Brad Pitt, but surrounded by a posse of women he sure did feel like him. Guys whistled at the girls pouring over the streets of Gran Canaria, and, in a hero worship sort of way, shook the hand of Pedro and his friends who had by the grace of God signed up for a week long tour with more girls than Hugh Heffner brings to a party (although not one of them compared to his lady friends).
As the music began, the familiar movie sounds from the Full Monty filled the air. Clicking into place the boys looked at each other panic-stricken as the ladies bayed for bare flesh. They knew they had been put on this stage to show the ladies all they have got. Nothing was to be left to the imagination.
Choreographed by the overweight lady rep, the boys swayed from side to side, thrusting their hips on cue and slowly removing each item of clothing. Stripping down to their underwear the boys became less and less inhibited. Especially Pedro, standing in his pearly white y-fronts, showing the ladies exactly what he had to offer. Not one to be prudish, Pedro spun around, whipped off the y-fronts and wooed the ladies with his milky white behind. "Full Frontal" one girl shouted, and not to disappoint, Pedro spun back around to reveal his jewels to the paparazzi girls, taking a holiday souvenir on their mobiles. Pedro gleefully smiled. His Full Monty show gave him a few minutes of stardom.
Famous or infamous, Pedro was not sure, but he knew he had shined and that this night he had the chance to end his journey for poontang. Spying out prey, Pedro found a semi-lucid Scottish girl dancing upon a pole. He looked up into her drunken eyes and after a brief romantic pole dance took her home to have his wicked way.
The next morning Pedro awoke to discover a burning sensation on the inside of both legs (a result of persuading the girl with the shaven haven to do all the work). The girl beside him was not quite as pretty as before. In fact she was not pretty in the slightest. As he began to creep away the girl awoke and not to disappoint, Pedro had one last bout of passion with the girl who was only pretty with tequila shots.
Pedro thought he had escaped her clutches forever, until walking out of her door to find that her apartment complex was his apartment complex. On their next meeting Pedro used his infamous 'I have something in my eyes, so cannot see you' move and ran out of sight. Not surprisingly, Pedro never had to escape this girl's clutches ever again.