quickie from South Korea

Well, this really will be a quick update, because after spending the last twenty minutes writing some seriusly amusing stuff, the f**king browser lost it all.

doug at the hyatt

At anyrate, we are now at Incheon International Airport once again, after spending our one night layover in the Hyatt Regency Hotel. Pretty nice place (5 stars!) and speaking of pretty, so was our flight attendant on the way over here. Her name (beleive it or not) was, "Oi". This kept us amused, in typical immature fashion, for almost the entire ten hour flight. I'm sure it won't take too much effort to imagine the nature of our amusement, but just in case you're a bit slow, here's a few examples:

"Oi! She's so purty..."

paul at the hyatt

"Oi! Come over here, please"

"Oi! Can I have some more juice,please?" and so on and so forth...

Oh yeah, nearly forgot! It's SNOWING here! Big deal, I hear you say? Well, go to hell, it's the first time I've seen it. And Doug is pleased to admit that he was here to see me lose my, "I've never seen snow before cherry".

In other news, our hotely was so damn cool, that it even included rapelling gear in our room, with an eyebolt bolted into the floor near the window (y'know, just in case we decided we wanted to launch a quick anti-terrorist raid against the people on the floor below ours)! The downside was that the windows didn't open, and even though the rapelling kit contained a hammer for just this purpose, we reluctantly decided not to test it out, as a direct result of being terrified of incurring any further expenses in the luxury hotel.

hook for life line?

This fear arose almost simultaneously with the bill for the 3 pints of local draught that we drank in the Hotel Kareoke bar. (Roughly $14 to $15AU. Each. Plus VAT.) Which thankfully left us with just enough for a bit of internet time at the airport. Which is nearly up, so with that in mind, we'll sign off, and see ya's round like a rissole.

paul and doug..

why the hell is your name first? (doug)

it just fucken is! (paul)

*sounds of scuffling*

ok, next time we sign off, it'll be "doug and paul"

free rapelling kit in every hotel room

doug in the snow

paul in the snow

our mate from the plane trip to heathrow