Brazilian Models are Carnivores

Trip Start Feb 05, 2010
Trip End Mar 22, 2010

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Flag of Brazil  , State of Rio de Janeiro,
Tuesday, February 16, 2010

    It’s my last day in Rio and I realized that I hadn’t eaten at any Churrascaria restaurants.  If I returned home without going to one of these restaurants, I could easily imagine fielding questions from Noli like, “No way, why didn’t you eat any Churrasca-sca-sca.  Why?”

    I went to Carretão in Copacabana, a high-class Brazilian chain that received a favorable review in Lonely Planet.  When my waiter came over, I immediately ordered a Caparinha.  He gave me a wink, the thumbs up sign and says in English “Good choice.”  I knew it was going to be a good lunch.

    The meal was great.  The salad bar and sushi looked very good.  Unlike something Noli would do, I took only a small amount of salad.  The main course is, obviously, meat … and it was fantastic.  The meats contained far less salt than similar meats from New York Churrascarias.  The blackened char on the meats was awesome.  I had tons and tons of Prime rib and other cuts of steak.

    Midway through my meal, a hoard of young fashion-model looking girls, all in pink tank tops, showed up.  They took up almost half of the tables in the restaurant.  Like locusts, they devoured the salad bar.  Like a Bermuda triangle for meat, the girls at the tables took all the meat from the skewers such that no waiter survived the tables with any meat left.  I guess this how models really behave before joining PETA.
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noli on

You lucky son-a-ma!

good food, good views, see I told you it will get better in Rio! generio

cool man I 'm glad you went for Charuskaria....soooo funny!!!!

noli on

the models eat meat becuase it's low in carbo => fat!!!

this is done in especially hot climates. In NY if you eat meat, you get very big!

big meat

Anthony Guselnikov on

This makes a vegetarian weep.

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