I am a reasonable sort, apparently

Trip Start May 15, 2006
Trip End Aug 03, 2006

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Monday, June 19, 2006

Beautiful Hvar Island off the coast of Croatia has the most wonderful natural beauty and a really cosmopolitan nightlife.

But it also has an extraordinary number of Australians on tour.

Last night we were having a bite to eat, minding our own business, when a gent from Maitland, NSW, lets call him Bogan Justin, asked us to join him and a few American girls on the next table for a drink.

After a bevvy or two, the inevitable question came - do youse have boyfriends?

Julie and I, honest lasses, answered - no, we dont.

His response? "Well, youse are reasonable sorts, I spose."

What a charmer. He couldnt quite realise why we were laughing so hard at him.

Needless to say, we ditched Bogan Justin and his mate Bogan Brendan with the wandering hands and hung out with the American girls all night.

Every Aussie that couldnt afford to go to the World Cup seems to be in Croatia at the moment to see Croatia v Australia on Thursday... Not that the game really matters. Half the Australian team are Croatian anyway, as people keep cheerfully telling us.

Aaah, Australians on tour. Theyre doing the Bogan Tradition proud.
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