Well today was a well exciting day, in fact it was probably the most entertaining of my entire existance.....
We got up, drove all day back to Montreal, got ripped off 50 bucks by the rental company and then the fun really started...... The greyhound was at 1100pm and it was only 500pm so time for fun..... Firstly there was the wee game of find a park bench and play tramp..... got kinda boring and i really couldnt face pissing in my bed so time for plan b..... Next up Dairy Queen..... bargain half price ice cream sundaes so shared one with ames, had a wee, wrote postcards, twiddled my thumbs, span on my chair, ran up and down the cafe......now i was bored.....time for plan c.... Burger king.....fries and onion rings......oh and tonnes of sauce, about eight wee pots full actually.......twiddled my thumbs some more.......tried to understand the wierd folk speaking french....time for plan d..... Back to being a tramp.....wandered the streets some more, tried hanging in the park but the whole wee thing still wasnt doing it for me... plan e.... Hanging at the greyhound......I actually payed 25c for a coffee cup to decant my beer into so me and ames could sit there like naughty school kids drinking as the security prowled around the station..... Finally the bus came and we departed...... But then came immigration....but hey the americans love me, come on i've been here nearly as long as the locals now, im practically one of them. so it was no probs.... even imported some meat. its okay it wasnt goat so they didnt mind!!!!!!!
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