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Trip Start Jun 19, 2010
74Trip End Sep 01, 2010
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Are you suddenly finding your shoulders devoid of cotton-poly cloth? Perhaps you wish for a bit of vicarious spark in your life, or are planning on a trip across the United States, hoping to draw out the Gods and Monsters we met along the way with a light and bright ice-breaker?
If anyone is interested in supporting the trip in spirit or otherwise, good friend Jonathan M. Bobrow has taken it upon himself to create these handsome garments for purchase. I think orange looks best. Profits made from this will go toward the time and money I spent on the internet writing this shit when I should have been outside, hunting bears and wrestling pine trees. Did I guilt guilt-drop? Yes, why yes, I did.
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Thanks, Jonathan! You are Jewish and my friend!
I am now going to make myself a peanut butter and honey sandwich. Shmark is listening to The Raconteurs while eating the peanuts that Kuntz forgot on the bus; we have stopped eating the Jim Beam sunflower seeds, as we've discovered that they have MSG in them. Cornbread is driving.
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