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Trip Start Jun 19, 2010
Trip End Sep 01, 2010

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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Dearest Consumers of Words,

Are you suddenly finding your shoulders devoid of cotton-poly cloth?  Perhaps you wish for a bit of vicarious spark in your life, or are planning on a trip across the United States, hoping to draw out the Gods and Monsters we met along the way with a light and bright ice-breaker? 

If anyone is interested in supporting the trip in spirit or otherwise, good friend Jonathan M. Bobrow has taken it upon himself to create these handsome garments for purchase.  I think orange looks best.  Profits made from this will go toward the time and money I spent on the internet writing this shit when I should have been outside, hunting bears and wrestling pine trees.  Did I guilt guilt-drop?  Yes, why yes, I did.

Buy Them Here

Thanks, Jonathan!  You are Jewish and my friend! 

I am now going to make myself a peanut butter and honey sandwich.  Shmark is listening to The Raconteurs while eating the peanuts that Kuntz forgot on the bus; we have stopped eating the Jim Beam sunflower seeds, as we've discovered that they have MSG in them.   Cornbread is driving.


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Gantz on

I intentionally left those peanuts and poptarts for you guys. My sunglasses, however, which I believe are on the bus, I would like to reunite with eventually.

Gantz on

Also, I don't think that link works.

D on

Anything for a buck, you totally shameless, guiltless begger! :)

Jon, what a great friend you are! The link does not work

nearhelsinki on

Gantz! Thanks for the foodstuffs...they were useful and tasteful. What's your story? Did you get the job? Are you meeting up on the bus? A cat just jumped on the piano. Hope you didn't get too offended in reading a blog entry that spent most of the time ripping into to you later.

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