I shall now bite the heal of an elephant

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Flag of Thailand  , Phangnga,
Sunday, February 6, 2011

wow its been awhile eh? who has missed me? come on fess up, I know there are a few of you out there who sit in your cubicles or stare at your computer screens, or god forbid if you are in Chicago, stare into the snow and wonder "i wonder what the hell that little fat fucker is up to?"  well the answer to that vexing question is of course, nothing much.  lol.  pretty boring eh?  well here in the land of smiles and sun and heat all that encompasses my life is diving and trying to comb the knots out of my shitzu puppy.  you would not believe the shit that gets caught up in the fur of a shitzu as it runs through the jungle chasing chickens.  I mean sweet lord the ticks and nettles on this thing was amazing but the problem has been solved.  i shaved the little fucker almost bald lol.  i know she is not nearly as cute with short hair but there was just waaaaaay too much maintenance for the little fur ball and of course she must have been sweltering in the heat with all that fur.  I love the little thing but she is not the smartest.  They were cutting bamboo and logging some fallen logs up by my house so there were some elephants working pretty much in my yard and here is my little shitzu puppy trying to bite their feet.  i was sure she was going to get squashed but alas she is alive and well since the elephants just ignored her.

Im is doing well though she is driving me crazy as only girls can do.  she went and got herself what i think is supposed to be a perm of some sort and I'm not sure how to tell her it looks goofy as hell.  i think maybe i will just not tell her, much safer for my state of mind.  truthfulness is not always the best way......its a lesson finally learned lol.  I have been with IM for almost 2 years now (on and off for the first year) which is a mighty long time and despite the occasional rough bit we are pretty steady and stable. much unlike the days of ninny and her insanity(for those of you who remember that nightmare).  I'm starting to have strange thoughts concerning stability and relationships..........

on the news front.  i am going back to Alaska this summer.  I spent all of last summer here is Asia and had no work so i am absolutely broke this whole season which is just no fun.  I am trying to decide between working in my old restaurant or being a snorkel guide in Alaska but I am heavily leaning on the restaurant option just because i know i can live for super cheap in homer but i think ketchikan (snorkel site) would prove much more expensive.  we shall see.  so in a round about sort of way i am making the announcement that i will be back in America this summer and am seriously hoping to spend some time in Chicago with friends and family.  i have been back for 1 day in the last 4 years so its about time i made the pilgrimage back for a substantial stay.  i expect all of my Chicago brethren to splurge and at least on large Lou malanati's pizza each.  that way i should get a pizza a day for the few weeks i will be in town. mmmmmm pizza (homer Simpson voice)

i haven't written in a bit so i would like to send out a belated happy new year to everyone. I hope you guys are happy and healthy and have recovered from your hangovers.  may everyone have a great year ahead and not do anything too stupid.  much love yo!!
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Fran on

About time we heard from you with one of your blogs. Thought that the "Sharks" might have gotten you. :) Sounds like things are going well. I am gone most of the summer this year, but hope that we will be in Chicago at the same time and I can buy you Lou's or at least eat it with you. Hugs, Fran

boukie on

a stay in chicago? nice!

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