Everyone out of the gene pool

Trip Start Dec 28, 2004
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

you know what i dont understand?  as a man ages, he loses his cherished hair on his head but at the same time a virtual cornicopia of new hair follicles sprout out of his ears and nose etc and so forth.  what the hell is with that?  if there is a medical reasoning for this can some one please forward it to me because this is the sort of shit that keeps me awake at night.

moving on.......so i would like to relate a work story with everyone.  i know that the work place is not the most exciting of story locations (unless there is a giant gas fire erupting from the saute broiler) but this was just so damn funny and really should only happen in movies i have to share. so my wonderful employer, lands end, of course has a special events department that takes care of the weddings and conferences and shit of that nature.  there is a second floor where we have a couple of ballrooms and this has a "satellite" kitchen so its pretty much almost fully removed from my little world.  ok all this being said, there was a pretty big wedding the other night upstairs and since the special events are not really regular work, we have a couple of waitresses who dont work in the restaurant but are on call for these sort of things.  so one of these waitresses decides that she is going to get completely shit faced drunk right along with the guests of the wedding.  nothing good can come of this but the events that followed were just too damn funny to happen in real life. This girl decides she wants to dance for awhile so stops working the wedding and goes on the dance floor for a bit which is funny but not too outrageous.  then while cleaning off a table she thinks its a wise idea to try the old magic trick of pulling the table cloth out from under everything....spilling food and champagne all over the brides mother.  of course at this point the brides mother is quite upset and starts arguing with this girl and the waitress calls her a bitch LOL LOL. i couldnt make this shit up if i tried.  to top it all off, she is on her way downstairs in the elevator and happens to be sharing it with the groom...halfway between floors she presses the emergency stop button and tries to either hit on him or sleep with him in the elevator (its a bit muddled so im not sure which one).  at what point does any of this seem like a good idea?  people are fucking idiots if you ask me and most should either be shot or castrated as not to allow reproduction.  there should be a general iq and field sobriety test before people are allowed to produce children and infect the rest of the world with their diliapidated, low powered DNA.

speaking of people i like to practice reproduction, ninny is doing well and has decided to stick around this winter and forgo the whole england thing.  i told her to think about if for a week and let me know what the outcome was because i really didnt want to stick my nose into that for reasons that i have stated earlier.  Also in the news category, i THINK i have gotten a new job over on the other coast of thailand where the diving is much much better.  i had been interviewing via email with the owner of a shop and his last email seemed to offer me a job but it was in terrible english so im not too sure.  i'll find out in the next day or so.

i might have one more post left in me before i head off to thailand so we'll see what happens but let me just say that this summer has gone by pretty quick and its been mostly a piece of cake up until the last 2 weeks or so.  thanks for reading during the lean times of summer writing.
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(I STILL have 1 piece of corn from that night)

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