Kroombit

Trip Start Sep 29, 2006
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Trip End Sep 28, 2007


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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Kroombit is an outback cattle station... It is also the best form of contraception in the world...
First activity: Mustering goats on horse back. Initially I thought my horse was being a touch lazy. Then I thought she was being moody. Finally i concluded she must have been majorly hormonal. Perhaps menopausal. But anyway she was a royal pain in the arse. I had more control over the 4x4 on fraser and that was pretty non-existant. Sat on a bollock.
Second Activity: Catch a goat and "mock" brand it.... 27 seconds! I rock! Got headbutted by the little bastard in the nuts.
Third activity: Clay pidgeon shooting. Now 3 outa 5 is a pretty good score and joint best for the day. Disturbingly the terrorist looking blackman (I really should shave soon) and the IRA irishgirl were the winners. If it was a sawwn off shotgun and i was in a 7/11 it'd been 5 outta 5.
Fourth Activity: Lassoing. Was good! no damage to report! Cracking a whip was good also. Got backlashed in the jewels. Hmmm.
Fifth Activity: After some traditional beer/rum/food time for the mechanical bull. I wont go into the details but my testiculars ended up so high up they could be technicaly classed as ovaries. Singing like a choir boy.
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