Noosa

Trip Start Sep 29, 2006
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Trip End Sep 28, 2007


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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Noosa is absically for rich bastards with boats. It does rock tho. At the risk of sounding like david attenborough.. "it is fantastic to observe such beautiful creatures as dolphins (and thongs) in such a beautiful habitat".... which i did whilst on a sunset cruise in the everglades. It was just as fantastic to see the crocs snakes and elephants at steve's zoo. Expensive trip though... $1125.90 (or 600 odd quid)....
We rented an MPV (previa) to go to the zoo. Whilst driving down the road i observed a 15 tonne truck being driven by Hitler careering towards 12 crippled orphans, accompanied by Mother Terresa. And the pope. I devoutly rammed the juggernaught from the road risking life and limb rolled 126 times and burst into flames. I dragged myself from the burning wreck and urinated on it to extinguish the flames and save the vital natural habitat, saving millions of lives and possibly a few from extinction. In another version i got cut up braked and the twat behind me rammed me. Well its my story so the alternate version can f*ck rite off!
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