Bit of a late start following the carnage of last night - still reeling from one of the best nights on tour! Paper, Scissors, Stone with Random people to see who would wear the "bandana of love" will o down in folklore!
Headed to a sort of Poor Man's National Park in Vilinus but it was really nice there, a big 'ol river with loads of bridges and people paddling/jumping off cliffs into the water! We flaked for the 1st couple of hours outside in the restaurant/bar with some food and drinks. Doug then decided we should get on it and ordered a round of 4 beers. Well, an hour later, the beers were still there but warm as feck!
He led the way by downing his, as did Simon and I. Tim was a complete wussy boy (SNR would have been embarrassed!) and said he couldn't do it! What?! It's just a warm beer in the middle of the afternoon! I then challenged him to nail it or do 3 vodka's before we went out. Not much of a challenge as Tim loves Vodka.........or so we thought! (more on this later!)
Anyway, spent the next few hours catching some sun and jut sitting in the river watching the world go by. We left late afternoon and then went for a trek around the city. It was all very nice, but nothing they blew me away. However, "Totty Spotting" was at its highest throughout the day with soooooooo many fitties walking the streets - fuck, I wish I lived here! Just ambled around a load of back streets and before we knew it we were back at the starting point near the museum/university.
Got back to the Hostel and to be fair we were all funked! A quick hour power nap sorted us out and then back on it! So, now came the time to sample Tim's Honey Vodka and another Vodka bought by him. The 2nd one was rough and real romper-stomper to actually forces down your throat..........however, this wasn't a patch on the Honey Vodka! We all nearly gushed as soon as we necked it - it was FUCKING MINGING! No idea what it tasted of but it wasn't Honey and it wasn't Vodka! I'm just glad Tim had another 3 more to do! :o)
One of the funniest things on tour was Tim psyching himself up for this challenge! He spewed after the 1st one and then had to choose some bouncing songs to help him do the next two! (see video clip in photos section!). Fair play it was a supreme effort but the piehead should have just done his beer this arvo! We helped him through it by necking another couple of shots after this as well.
Ok - so suitable ready for more mayhem! We went for food outside and I had a fine Lithunia Dish, some Sausage type dish with mashed potatoes, a creamy sauce and a few other things thrown in! No idea what it was called but it was bloody lovely! I don't think they boys had the best tucker tho! Si then got talking to 2 birds outside but there seemed to be a bit of a language barrier - I know - hard to believe between a Scotsman and Lithuanians! By now, the name game was flying and probably to best effort we had put in all tour!
Final destination for the night was Broadway - I must admit when I arrived there it was dead so I wasn't thinking it was a great choice. However, it did have live music and the vodka was tasting good! Si started ground-working with a fittie (great hanging breasts!) whilst Tim was forced to wing-man for him (and what a wing! - see pics!). Doug and I instead decided to take the dancefloor by storm and joining Lithuanians jumping around to 1 of tier many Eurovision songs!
This club then decided to kick some ass and really came to life! The place was rammed and jam-packed with keishtah! Si was doing really well and I had to feel for Tim taking the Wing - he was missing out on some quality qwedge! (However him and Si had 2 more amazing days there whilst Doug and I came back to dreary London!)
Doug and I then started chatting up a couple of 19yr old chicks. I totally fell for mine - she was FIT, with an immense little body - only worrying thing was she had braces! However, when she smiled she looked equally as beautiful! Doug wasn't having much luck with her mate who to be fair seemed like an angry fucker but he plugged away and winged for me - God Bless ya Mr Sadler! :o)
So, we then all met with our respective ladeyz on the dancefloor and much shapes were thrown! Si, Me and Tim all had some points with ours while Doug was more concerned with "Waving Goodbye" to double vodka redbulls - he now admitted he was "Out of the Game" and "Retired Hurt"! Only issues with him making me drink was were leaving in about 3 hours to go to the airport! However, there was no stopping him - he was on a mission!
Aiste (bird I pulled), bid her goodbye so I met Tim on some stairs and then a fit blonde passed us - well she tried but Tim done the "Blocking Lemmings" move and said she isn't passing unless she kissed me! Obvioulsy didn't seem a problem to her as we sat down, chatted for a minute (The reason for that was because my Russian is non-existant, as is her Englsih, and we tried to chat in Lithuanian!). The only language we could both understand was the Language of Love, so we just kissed instead! All very bizarre, but thanks for making it happen Mr Goodship!
By now, Doug was still knocking back the Doubles (and forcing em to do the same) and for some bizarre reason I agreed to got to a strip club with him! Well, it was 5am and we had to get to the train station at 7.30am so I knew I wouldn't have to stay long in there. Also, he said he would pay for me to get in! :o)
Dodgy taxi ride and the birds has faces to the floor (not surprising as they'd probably been ragged senseless and it was 5.30am!), Doug just sat there with a pissed smile on him face but didn't want a dance or anything else - all very odd! I think he just seem content! 80L to get in and 40L for beers! Theer were fitties there but they had a super strop on!.
Got back to the Hotel and decided to sleep for 21 minutes!
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