I couldn't even pick up my surfboard as my arms were hurting so much - therefore I ran a few miles instead along the beach in a Rocky-esque style!
Stopped off at Kemsey for great Kangaroo pies - I love PIES! :o)
Also Stopped at Woodburn
Got to Byron at 7pm - $35 for a fucking room! What?!
However, a quality place with amazing atmosphere - brilliant backpackers and has 1 big 'ol German style table where everyone eats and drinks and its really sociable!
Sharing with a decent Norwegian bird, and 2 Birds from Bristol - 1 fit with an immense body! :o)
Had some awful cheap as chips grub at "Cheeky Monkeys"......we were told as we're Oz experience we need to get the party started - not a problem....
...Then the "Gun Show" started!
By 7pm we were dancing on tables and singing like wannabe pop idols! (we hadn't had any alcohol by this point either!). But then we had 7 free jugs for our efforts!
Dan and I were trying to crack onto his roommates but no real joy - I even told the one I was with she looked like Kayleigh Pearson! (She did, but I did have a sly eye at the time!)
This is the most carnage place I think I have even been in (and being 27 I've been to a few mental places in my time!) Everyone is up for a great time! Beers flowing, funky chicken dancing and far too much getting amongst it! At last - this is why I came to Autralia! (in respect to night time activities!)
Ended up pulling a rather nice but old (well 28!) Hungarian bird after getting blown out by an amazing Icelandic (I know!) girl.
Matt and I going mental as they were not showing Liverpool v Everton - what the hell is that all about! However we won 3-1 in the end! Get in!
Ended up smashed off my tits going back to my room and chatting to the 2 Bristol birds.....I obviously concentrated on Katie (fit one)and her mate then went to sleep looking a bit pissed off - anyway, didn't think I was getting anywhere due to me being completely inebriated so I went to sleep. I then asked if there were sheets and she said no, you have to use your own, I said fine, but I didn't have any and my towel (what a great blanket that would be!) was wet! So she invited me in with her for a cooch etc etc ;o)
Obviously following a slowish start I couldn't turn down such an offer! Joy - finally some quality points on the board! :o)
Lookalikes
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Dan - He looks like far too many people! Justin Timberlake, Lee Evans, Dougie Howser MD, Morten Harkett from A-Ha and Ricky Butcher!
Patrick is Michael Vaughan with Arjen Robben's hair!
Matt is Bill Joe from Green Day and allegedly has hobbit feet!
RANT 7 - There are some fucking awful tunes being played on the Oz bus by the 3 in-bred chav pieheads at the front of the bus!
RANT 8 - No Camera until I get to a city - I could fucking rant all day about this!
RANT 9 - "The Cross" - Why did we ever leave the place?!?!
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