He did all those things in two full days in Hermann, Missouri.
Where's Herman? Is he staying at the quirky and very friendly Harbour Haus Hotel where they have been waiting for someone to show up to give the possibly last one on earth 'This Herman loves Hermann' button? Is he at the TinHill Brewery testing the German-ness of the brews? Is he speaking German with the artist and manager of the Kunsthalle Art Shop? Is he expanding his mind at the very informative, friendly, and enlightening Old German School House and the Deutschheim with guides and a ranger that make you feel like you are getting the extra special tour? Is he taking a break at one of the wineries tasting the wines? Or is he eating-twice-at the Vintage Restaurant? Or did he finally make it out to the Katy Trail on a 30 mile bike treke, 20 on a flat tire? And did he get that 18 year old tire fixed at the Hermann Bike Shop for a whopping $3 labor charge?