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Sunday, November 26, 2006

Take a look at these!!!

How hilarious!

As a part of a voucher thingy I went to a professional studio today and had my hair and makeup done and then had my photos taken. I had to take a few outfits from my incredibly up-to-date designer, mega trendy, stylish, huge wardrobe. So basically the stuff that was clean.

I thought I might get discovered and become the next Kate Moss or Heidi Klum! Someone might finally notice my natural beauty and elegance. My fluidity and finesse in front of a camera!

It was so funny, I couldn't stop smirking throughout!! I had this little Italian photographer from Milano taking my photos. I felt very daggy and out of place! Although I did try to act very model like and drink as much champers as possible, whilst sucking my stomach in, trying not to flare my nostrils, and not look like too much of a piece of wood.

'Stand like this, chin down, now look at me, ok, ok, move your shoulder, and do that thing with your lips.'  ( mean 'smile') 

'Ok. Beautiful. Excellent.'

'Now against the wall with your knee up, now look into the light, the shoulder a little more this way, ok wonderful, excellent.'

Now stand on one leg and bark like a dog, sing like a chicken and dance like a duck..........

I'm thinking Derek Zoolander at this point.

What a laugh!!!!

I'm lucky I didn't have the Asian photographer guy. He was getting the girls to lie across a round fluffy bed and undoing their buttons!! Hahahaa!!

Lucky I wasn't there when the old 64 granny brought her purple feather boa in! Apparently that's all she wore.............................................

Absolutely hilarious!
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