Shopping with dad in Malta!!!!!!!
Trip Start
Jun 13, 2008
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Trip End
Ongoing
Malta, Malta
Sunday, June 28, 2009
SOOO our plane was delayed NOOOO I know how can that beee! but who the shit cares as we were arriving at 130 am anyways!!! So we got to our hotel around 2 something (not bad!!!) and it was relaly cool if you want to take a taxi you have to go to the taxi stand but you PAY AT the taxi stand!!! so all the rates are the same and you can just look on the taxi stand glass how much it will be!
So now we all know dad is a tight ass haha (he has been telling me he is not anymore and I laughed and was like WELLL ok whatever dad you WERE and lets just say you don't "throw" your money away!!!) anyways he wanted tp0 take a bus I was liek ummm okkkk it's almost TWO AM DAD!!
our boat!
! haha so thank god we took a acab (which he also said wow it's goood we took a cab!) because it was quite the journey!!SOOOO Malta how about English EVERYONE speaks it it is EVERYHERE they do NOT have signs that say english AND Maltese/Italian/German... no only english wow I seriously alsmost feel guilty and they just expect that you know nothing about the country (which truth be told I don't- well not that much) I surprised the cabbi with knowledge about no inhabitants on Camino and only 1 hotel and also that they will be celebrating a holiday on June 29th but he still didn't bite he was telling us a little (wasn't the chattiest cabbi ever- as compared to Irish!!!) but he was telling su some facts and when I asked about the holiday he was telling us a little about it and was saying there was bands NOW THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH I was like ummm yes of course???!!! Ok whatever NEXT! we got to the hotel not bad! we have a FRIDGE!!! No beer but we made up for that today ;-))
SO I was like NOW there are TWO beds???!! because throughout italy there was NOT two beds we had to go back and ask so I learnt my lesson! And she wa slike yes of course! so we get up there and YES there are two single beds SIDE BY SIDE making one giant bed!!! haha I( wa sliek f it I am too tired to complain dad was like what whats the prob there are two beds and I was like all right you SNORE and yes I may snore a LITTLE (hheee heee!
hee hee old buses
! thank GOD for tonsil surgery!!!) but like no dad and whatever had the best sleep ever! so we are keeping the room!!!SOOO today i woke up confused thinking ok dad is saying something to me where the shit is mummmmm what?? where am I!!! haha no mom!!! WHAT! so yes we got up went to breakki (ok dad just joined me!!! I am asking what the hell we did!) so we went out tpoook a long walk and GOOD NEWSSSS Beer is WAYYYY cheaper here!!!! 1.20 at the side bars for a pint of beer!!! walked and walked came back booked 2 tours one tomorrow to the two islands closest Comino and Gozo on a Turkish sailboat!!!! and one on wednesday to Sicily oh my god we are being picked up at 515 AMMKMMMM AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Then they threw in a free tour!!! the harbour tour! GREATTT
So then we walked to the Market (yes mom we went shopping!!!!!) and we bought 6 litres of water 1 litre of coke 8 pints of beer and a bottle of rum! Best shopping ever!!! (yes it is all gone now! SHIT)
Soo we wnt back to the room to have ONE drink on our balcony watching the beautiful harbour and people walk by and yes it turned into the whole bottle of rum
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! So we decided to go get another a thoroughly devised plan ;-)) A- ask about ice B- find market again C- go swimming D-drink rum!WELLLLLL we got to the market it was CLOSEDDDDD dam sundays! so we had a deliscious lunch dad had roast beef and yorkshire pudding and I of COURSE had amazing pasta (yes beer was involved- and a LOT of micheal Jackson!!- we sang!)
so ok we walked back and detoured! WENT SWIMMMMINNNGGG oh man amazing water!!! was brilliant could see all the way down! Dad fell HAHA and cut his foot! Sucker|!!!!! WAs HOT HOT HOT out! we came back to the hotel dad went to have a shower and lights OUT next thing I know I wake up again confused wondering where mom is! dad is snoozing next to me and I am like mom?? WHAT???? I jumped in the shower then realized yes mom is NOT here! ONH! Got out of the shower opened a beer it sucked woke up dad said finish this and that was the start of our evening.... to be continued!!!!
LOVE YOU!!! Scotty 2 Hottie and Linds!!
Comments
Shouldn't have left you two alone!!
I knew that i shouldn't have left you two alone!! Why is it that I have to buy you the expensive stuff and Dad gets to buy you rum & beer???
Love Mom