All artificial footwear
Trip Start Nov 27, 2009
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I went out to buy something cooler for my feet. I ran into two problems straight away. The shops are now stocking winter lines and furry boots are not the solution. Secondly, this is Chelsea and slippers should never have the same value as the debt of a third world nation.
Further afield near Earls Court, I found a shop that sold mobile phone accessories and suitcases. Obviously they also sold hideous flip flops and I bought the most disgusting plastic fake leather, tan and silver monstrosities I'd ever hope to own. They are fabulous! Instant comfort.
But now I have another quandary. Are my feet pretty enough? Hairy toes are a sign of intelligence they say. With the excessive attention to appearance and overpriced "essentials" in this neighbourhood, I thought I'd found a gap in the market to make my fortune. Someone has beaten me to it. Makeup for feet has already been invented. I can't believe I hadn't already got some.