Trip Start Nov 01, 2012
Trip End Nov 28, 2012

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Flag of South Africa  , KwaZulu-Natal,
Thursday, November 1, 2012

Of course I can't go anywhere without making it look like the circus is in town... I checked in and quickly popped to the loo and then a for quick fag outside. Made my way eagerly to passport control only to realize my file with all my info and boarding passes is gone! Shit! So I race back to where I left the trolley which of course had been swiftly removed. I rushed back to the Emirates counter and they all stared at me blankly. You'd think someone with half a brain cell would've opened the file and seen I was traveling on Emirates. Double Shit! So I hurtle after the trolley removers who also give me an "Angaas!" Seriously people! It's purple and pink and neatly organized in date numerical order and has MY BOARDING PASSES in it.

Stop! Retrace my steps and realize this poephol has left it on the back of the toilet downstairs! So I dash down the escalator, across the entire length of the airport and into the toilet and someone is in MY cubicle. I questioned a few people standing around idly and who get paid for it who also knew nothing, when this little head pops out from behind the storeroom door and asks if she can help? I left my file in the toilet... "This one?" She says! I nearly tipped her the five dollars I was given to gamble with in Vegas (Kidding Duncan!) But it was then that I decided it would be safer for me to be in the lounge drinking than to be wasting time, wasting time till 18:45. And besides, my feet are now sore... So here I am...
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Dee on

LOL Les! U cant put anything down and turn your back until you are back home again! :)

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