Trip Start Jun 12, 2013
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I am currently staying in a rural village with a increasing colony of cockroaches and lizards gathering force in my room. I’m sure they are planning to make their first attack soon. Luckily I have an elderly security guard who clambers around my room shooing them out with a broom. What a hero! I’m going to stay with a local family next week to save money hope it’s not 3 generations of the same family sleeping in the same bed with me sandwiched in between or they make me their slave in vengeance for the British colonial period.
Its really beautiful here on the Indian ocean with a wealth of diving, snorkelling and swimming
Some of the young men here can be quite creepy when you are a lone girl. They are the sort of guys you would find, in my
ay anyway, upstairs in mood nightclub.Yesterday a man exposed himself to me on a beach and started masturbating. I went to tell a nearby security guard what had happened but unfortunately he did not speak any English so trying to explain was like X-rated charades.
If you have heard my poem "no chapattis"
no chapattis for me I’ll have shepherd’s pie for my tea
Ill pass on the curry coz it upsets my tummy
Id rather go to Greggs than eat some chicken legs
I cant eat rice
I cant tolerate a spice
A packet of monster munch would suffice
I just cant eat Asian I’m too Caucasian
I’m sure your heart bleeds for me having an Asian diet