First thoughts

Trip Start Jun 12, 2013
Trip End Jun 25, 2013

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Flag of Sri Lanka  , Southern Province,
Tuesday, June 11, 2013

I'm in Sri Lanka volunteering for an NGO that rebuilt people’s lives after the tsunami. I'm teaching some English. Badly. What is an adverb or a noun again?

Its really beautiful here on the Indian ocean with a wealth of diving, snorkelling and swimming to be done. Unfortunately my extensive research missed that it is the storm/monsoon season so I can’t do any of that.

Some of the men here can be quite creepy when you are a lone girl. Yesterday a man started masturbating on the beach infront of me. I went to tell a nearby security guard what had happened but unfortunately he did not speak any English so trying to explain was like X-rated charades.

If you have heard my poem "no chapattis"

(no chapattis for me I’ll have shepherd’s pie for my tea

Ill pass on the curry coz it upsets my tummy

Id rather go to Greggs than eat some chicken legs

I cant eat rice

I cant tolerate a spice

A packet of monster munch would suffice

I just cant eat Asian I’m too Caucasian.)

I’m sure your heart bleeds for me now having an Asian diet. My diet now consists of bananas, coconuts and rotys. However if you’re trying to lose a stone, it s great. There is nothing better than a "dislike of foreign food when in a foreign country where only foreign food is available" diet. If I’m lucky I will get a tropical gastric parasite like a tapeworm to speed up my weight loss. These celebs with their GI and Atkins diets they should take some dieting advice off me.
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