Lift With Your KNEES!
Trip Start Aug 13, 1997
5Trip End Aug 13, 2009
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I then woke up at 4 am and was unable to move due to the intense pain in my back. I was promptly driven to the hospital, where I'm pretty sure I was the only patient and the nurse taught me that "shi shi" meant to pee... so that's nice. She followed me into the bathroom, too. That's Hawaii for you... oh, so helpful :) I assured her I could shi shi on my own.
About 2 hours later I was walking out of the hospital on a cloud of vicodin and valium and it was good.
I went to the DVM on Kauai a few days later, still on my cloud, and came out with a driver's liscence that claimed I was a male. I didn't notice.
There were also a lot of chickens on the beach and I'm pretty sure I went on a helicopter ride, but that is all I remember about beautiful Kauai.