Don't you think 2 world wars is enough???

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Thursday, September 28, 2006

So, I went to the beach last week! And I was disturbed by what I saw! No Sir...I'm not writing this blog about how lovely the beach was! Something has really been on my mind since my beach outing. I am writing this blog about the "Euro-trash" epidemic that is spreading the world over. Friends, I am talking about "man thongs!" If it's not bad enough that our "Euro pals" have already successfully started 2 world wars, now they are trying to make "man thongs" acceptable beach attire? I would not mention this if I did not think it was becoming a world wide problem. I am not trying to get a cheap laugh here, I am really serious about seeing "Euro-guys" wearing thongs on the beach and it is not the first time I have seen it happen!

More then once I have been a victim of the "man thong."
For instance: Nomad tells his buddy to the left to check out the "bird" sunning her bum topless over there The excpetion to every rule!
The excpetion to every rule!
 ! Only after close observation does he realize that "that's not a girl........that's a man, man!" How embarrassing is that!

People we really need to join forces here and lobby to have all forms of "mankinis" band once and for all! Only time when "banana hammocks/Speedos" are acceptable attire:
1. When engaged in a sporting event (i e. competitive swimming, diving, etc....)
2. When you are a father of a teenage girl and you are chaperoning her class trip to the local water park.
3. Wrestlers
4. Circus Performers
5. If your last name is Hasselhoff!! That should have just be understood!

Call your senator, Old Navy, H&M We need to get on this ASAP! Chop Chop!
Please help me by joining forces and signing the petition below banning all forms of "mankinis" on public beaches. I already have a few hundred signatures! Here is a list of a few of the most recognizable names:

1. Johnny Nomad
2. Sisco
3. John Howard
4. Nancy Reagan
5. Paul Wall
6. John Karr
7. Bea Arthur
8. Tony Blair
9. Flavor Flav
10. Kenton Richoux
11. Doogie Howser, M.D
12. Paul Newman
13. Condalesa Rice
14. Charleston Hesston
15. Mr. Belvedere
16. Mary-Kate Olsen (Ashley is a big fan of "banana hammocks" and refused to sign?)
17. Cameron (Ferris had the day off.)
18. Capt. Kangaroo
19. Joycelyn Elders
20. Mel Gibson (he told me the only thing he hates more then "Jews" is "man-thongs."
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arr523
arr523 on Sep 29, 2006 at 02:36PM

Manscaping
The problem that I see with mankinis is the amount of time that it must take to properly manscape before taking it to the street. I would imagine it to be a terrible bother and because of this reason add me to the list! I'm sure if you ask K-Fed he would also like to join up.

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