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  Kula Lumpur, Malaysia
Saturday, July 15, 2006

Last night I decided that I was going to play my "white guy foreign card" at the disco-tech! YEAHHHHH! I was walking home alone at around 2:30 AM. So obviously the "white guy foreign card" did not work so well for me? The walk was really far from the Da-club to where I was staying. I was waiting at a red light to cross the street when a little Indian fellow pulled up along side of me on a motor bike. I guess I looked lost. He asked me if I needed help? I asked him which way China town was. He said it was a long way away but he could give me a ride if I wanted? I never turn down a free ride so I said sure! I hoped on the back of his "hog" and we were off. Trying to make small talk I asked him if he was going to China town? He told me no that he was cruising around looking for guys. I said oh your looking for friends? He said no that he was looking for guys with "BIG ones!" I said "OH BOY!" I felt a really weird but I did not want to lose my free ride so I said "cool!" Then he proceeded to asked me if I had a "BIG snake?" I apologetically told him that I unfortuntly did not! Then he offered me "man-servicing" free of charge. Like anything free I considered it for a second. Then I thought to myself "Hey Cap-E-Tan your not gay!!!" Then I came to the realization that was a terrible idea! At this point I was debating if this ride was a good idea or not? So I came up with a plan, if it came down to a scrap I was going to BITE him............ARGHHHHHHHH! Looking back in hindsite I cannot see how I thought biting him was a good plan? He ended up dropping me off right were I needed to go. I thanked him for the ride and wished him good luck on his quest for "BIG ones to man-service!"
That was my last night!...............The End

Disclaimer: for consideration to the kiddies reading, certain words were substituted!

This is why your mommy always told you not take rides from strangers! -Johnny Nomad

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