The wildebeest that ruined my night!
Trip Start
Jun 05, 2006
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Trip End
Jul 15, 2007
Melaka,
Malaysia
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Let me set up the scene of the crime for you:
Cheap Hostel -Melka, Malaysia
In true Nomad fashion I always go for the cheapest acomindation! I landed a 3 bed dorm room for about $2. When I put my bag down it looked like I was going to be the only person in the room. I said great, I will have my own room! Not like it bothers me either way. I actually prefer when there are pretty girls in the dorm room then to having a room to myself. I LIKE TO WATCH THEM SLEEP! Just joking.......Not really-Anyway. Late last night I decided to head back to the room and call it a night. When I got back to the room I saw that the light was on for some reason? I thought to myself I must have just left it on by mistake? When I opened the door what I found was much worse then a waste of electricity! There was a big ol' pile of hairy man flesh on one of the 3 beds. He was laying face down in his oldness wearing nothing but man-panties! I am not a hard guy to please when it comes to sleeping. I have slept in every type of place you can image......... from bus stations to the same bed as an " unattractive woman!" I draw the line at old half naked hairy blokes!
I have always told myself that life is to short for 2 things:
1. To waste my time reading a bad book.
2. Dancing with an ugly women.
And now I am adding
3. Sharing a 6 foot by 10 foot sleeping space with a half naked, balding, wildebeest.
He let out "man grunts" during the night in his sleep!This is the number one reason I will never be a homosexual! I refuse to share my bed and or room with a hairy man. Weather its an inferiority complex are not its where I draw the line!
Brittney Spears says she is "a girl not yet a woman." I am almost 26 but I "a boy not yet a man."
Top 3 Reasons I am more of a Boy then a Man:
1. I still think that Farts are "a source of entertainment."
2. I can still use my student ID for a discount at the Cinema.
3. 18 yr old girls still think that I am CUTE!
Baffled by it all -Johny Nomad
FYI: I did not just switch rooms this morning I switched hostels!
